The Devil.........
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The Devil.........
George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him "I don't know what to
do here," says the devil. You are on my list but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves. George thought that sounded pretty good, so
he agreed.
The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large
pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and
over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't
think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day
long."
The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!"
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a
spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and
finally said "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said...........
"Ok Monica, you're free to go"
peace
He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him "I don't know what to
do here," says the devil. You are on my list but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves. George thought that sounded pretty good, so
he agreed.
The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large
pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and
over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't
think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day
long."
The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!"
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a
spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and
finally said "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said...........
"Ok Monica, you're free to go"
peace
