Jeremy Clarkson = wanker
05-06-2006, 10:18 AM
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Jeremy Clarkson = wanker
1. For making the Nurburgring so popular 
2. "Wastegate chatter" - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Total twat - even Michael Gambon knows more about cars than Jezzer does, and he's an old fogey actor 
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2. "Wastegate chatter" - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Total twat - even Michael Gambon knows more about cars than Jezzer does, and he's an old fogey actor .
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05-06-2006, 10:27 AM
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that was another thing too, he said it comes with Anti-Lag, but had no idea what that did......erm take a fuckin guess you tweed wearing windbag!!!
thought Gambon was quite funny though
thought Gambon was quite funny though
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05-06-2006, 10:33 AM
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Michael Gambon commenting on his role as Oscar Wilde after being quizzed about what it was like to portray someone gay: "I had no problem with taking on a gay role as I used to be a homosexual"
Journalist "Really?"
MG "Yes but I gave it up, as it wasn't for me."
Journalist "Why was that then?"
MG "It used to make my eyes water"
Absolute classic .
Journalist "Really?"
MG "Yes but I gave it up, as it wasn't for me."
Journalist "Why was that then?"
MG "It used to make my eyes water"
Absolute classic
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05-06-2006, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Matt J
shame they aint gonna build it, anti lag as standard
sounds like marketting bollocks to me
05-06-2006, 10:41 AM
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What annoyed me the most, was here was an opportunity to actually educate people as to what something is on a car, and they chose to take the "let's play dumb for comedy value" route. Tell people what chatter is, and how anti-lag works - don't waste the opportunity!
Surprised really, as the script editor for Top Gear is Richard Porter, who also writes for EVO - thought they would have known better, especially after Uncle Mike's letter to the mag!
Surprised really, as the script editor for Top Gear is Richard Porter, who also writes for EVO - thought they would have known better, especially after Uncle Mike's letter to the mag!
05-06-2006, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
What annoyed me the most, was here was an opportunity to actually educate people as to what something is on a car, and they chose to take the "let's play dumb for comedy value route".
Surprised really, as the script editor for Top Gear is Richard Porter, who also writes for EVO.
Surprised really, as the script editor for Top Gear is Richard Porter, who also writes for EVO.
so we now have another million or so people using the term wastegate chatter
05-06-2006, 11:20 AM
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haha....mike.....u think anyone would have understood his explanation of ALS ? I dont....lol.....Top Gear, to me, is more of a comedy than a technical show....
I still like it for amusement and for knowledge I'll read Stu's magazine articles
(or bother you by phone...lol)
Michael
I still like it for amusement and for knowledge I'll read Stu's magazine articles
(or bother you by phone...lol)Michael
05-06-2006, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Michael Gambon commenting on his role as Oscar Wilde after being quizzed about what it was like to portray someone gay: "I had no problem with taking on a gay role as I used to be a homosexual"
Journalist "Really?"
MG "Yes but I gave it up, as it wasn't for me."
Journalist "Why was that then?"
MG "It used to make my eyes water"
Absolute classic .
Journalist "Really?"
MG "Yes but I gave it up, as it wasn't for me."
Journalist "Why was that then?"
MG "It used to make my eyes water"
Absolute classic
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05-06-2006, 11:55 AM
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I really like the prodrive p2 my favorite car of this top gear series
And really like they have fitted this car with als.
Prodrive for taking this car not limted production.
Jc is just plain stupid.
And i think that james may is a far better driver than jezza.
And really like they have fitted this car with als.
Prodrive for taking this car not limted production.
Jc is just plain stupid.
And i think that james may is a far better driver than jezza.
06-06-2006, 09:46 AM
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Talking of journalists...
Someone was interviewed by one recently and when asked about 'worst bodge' commented I don't attract that sort of customer.....
Same gentleman was featured at the'ring' with his bonnet up all night/
presumably because his car is so well screwed together........!
Someone was interviewed by one recently and when asked about 'worst bodge' commented I don't attract that sort of customer.....
Same gentleman was featured at the'ring' with his bonnet up all night/
presumably because his car is so well screwed together........!
06-06-2006, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by ivorbiggun
Talking of journalists...
Someone was interviewed by one recently and when asked about 'worst bodge' commented I don't attract that sort of customer.....
Same gentleman was featured at the'ring' with his bonnet up all night/
presumably because his car is so well screwed together........!
Someone was interviewed by one recently and when asked about 'worst bodge' commented I don't attract that sort of customer.....
Same gentleman was featured at the'ring' with his bonnet up all night/
presumably because his car is so well screwed together........!
. And thank you so much for calling me a gentleman - I haven't been referred to as that for so long, I can't even remember who the last person was
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06-06-2006, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
If you're trying to get a "rise", you'll need to try harder .
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06-06-2006, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
Surprised really, as the script editor for Top Gear is Richard Porter, who also writes for EVO - thought they would have known better, especially after Uncle Mike's letter to the mag!
06-06-2006, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Originally Posted by ivorbiggun
Talking of journalists...
Someone was interviewed by one recently and when asked about 'worst bodge' commented I don't attract that sort of customer.....
Same gentleman was featured at the'ring' with his bonnet up all night/
presumably because his car is so well screwed together........!
Someone was interviewed by one recently and when asked about 'worst bodge' commented I don't attract that sort of customer.....
Same gentleman was featured at the'ring' with his bonnet up all night/
presumably because his car is so well screwed together........!
. And thank you so much for calling me a gentleman - I haven't been referred to as that for so long, I can't even remember who the last person was
.Does Mike R have his very own glasseye/lockjaw/ham snadwhich/replica!?
he'll be following you round the site now Mr R!
06-06-2006, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Originally Posted by ivorbiggun
Talking of journalists...
Someone was interviewed by one recently and when asked about 'worst bodge' commented I don't attract that sort of customer.....
Same gentleman was featured at the'ring' with his bonnet up all night/
presumably because his car is so well screwed together........!
Someone was interviewed by one recently and when asked about 'worst bodge' commented I don't attract that sort of customer.....
Same gentleman was featured at the'ring' with his bonnet up all night/
presumably because his car is so well screwed together........!
. And thank you so much for calling me a gentleman - I haven't been referred to as that for so long, I can't even remember who the last person was
.Does Mike R have his very own glasseye/lockjaw/ham snadwhich/replica!?
he'll be following you round the site now Mr R!
mmmmmmmmmmm, chase me
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