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10-08-2004, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Ima-Racing500
Pon.......you may be right but you never know she may *just* make me leave my house to show her what stamina is 
10-08-2004, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Ima-Racing500
Nik...i am the worlds best lover wether the female thinks that,is up to them 
BTW when i say my pumping is up with the best.....it means i pump like an iregular heart beat...pump.......pump pump pump...pump..this lasts for anything between a minute to 12hrs depending on wether i can think of anyone
Stick with me babe...you'd get the full 12 hrs
BTW when i say my pumping is up with the best.....it means i pump like an iregular heart beat...pump.......pump pump pump...pump..this lasts for anything between a minute to 12hrs depending on wether i can think of anyone
Stick with me babe...you'd get the full 12 hrs
I mean, it must be every woman's dream to have her very own selfish lover that will pump away at such a predictable rate for hours on end!!! 
12 hrs!! fookin hell, I suddenly find myself overwhelmed with jealousy towards the woman you've slept with 
she's one lucky thing! christ...last time I shagged for 12 hours.... I had the bloody inconvenience of changing position all the time, having to give and recieve oral 'tut' adjusting myself to one minute being on the bed and the next...wait for it..on the fookin floor!!
And to make things worse, he seemes to be more interested in what I liked than just flippin gettin on with it! I know you probably doubt that there are men like that out there! ITS TRUE!!!
Anyway, things weren't all bad I guess, at least for the next 12 hours he had the decency to enlist the aid of various toys which was a bit more predictable and enjoyable for me.
10-08-2004, 03:18 PM
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Nik...who said i just give it the one position? 
...and who said i dont do foreplay before?
You are doing to much assuming...and assumption is a the Mother of all fucks
Infact you seem a bit selfish....are you gonna lick my ring gently for a few minutes?Are you gonna suck on MY nipples?Are you gonna get the balck dildo and fuck ME
I may have underestimated you Nik
...and who said i dont do foreplay before? You are doing to much assuming...and assumption is a the Mother of all fucks
Infact you seem a bit selfish....are you gonna lick my ring gently for a few minutes?Are you gonna suck on MY nipples?Are you gonna get the balck dildo and fuck ME
I may have underestimated you Nik
10-08-2004, 03:29 PM
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Oh mate, assuming is my forte and I rely on it heavily...for instance, I lay in bed this morning and totally unprompted I assumed the prodding I felt against my back was my fella's morning wood! yep! 
and ...based on that assumption I also assumed that if I slipped gently and slowly under the duvet, that if I was ever so careful I could wake my fella in the manner he's accustomed to, and assuming I delivered a technique that I learnt to perfect only by thorough investigation of what my fella likes I could wake him in a manner that would guarantee I got my breakfast in bed just the way I like it before popping off to work!
Totally selfish I know! but unlike you, I haven't mastered the art of total seduction. 
I admit defeat phil, I will never be as open-minded, considerate and A1 sex god that you so obviously are.
So I guess, unlucky for him, but lucky for me I'll have to stick with my bloke, after all, I should be grateful anyone would put up with such an inexperienced woman, and him being 6 years younger than me too!!
and ...based on that assumption I also assumed that if I slipped gently and slowly under the duvet, that if I was ever so careful I could wake my fella in the manner he's accustomed to, and assuming I delivered a technique that I learnt to perfect only by thorough investigation of what my fella likes I could wake him in a manner that would guarantee I got my breakfast in bed just the way I like it before popping off to work!Totally selfish I know!
but unlike you, I haven't mastered the art of total seduction. I admit defeat phil, I will never be as open-minded, considerate and A1 sex god that you so obviously are.
So I guess, unlucky for him, but lucky for me I'll have to stick with my bloke, after all, I should be grateful anyone would put up with such an inexperienced woman, and him being 6 years younger than me too!!
10-08-2004, 03:33 PM
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No worries Nik......remember if you want the best give me a call....and i will gladly give you the night of your life...i will give you a reduction in price too for being a good looking girl Say 25% off?
Say 25% off?
10-08-2004, 03:45 PM
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pay for sex!!! against my principles!! Can't see the logic either?? 
I mean would you pay for milk if you owned a dairy??? I'll bear u in mind, and thanks for the offer, I feel all humble now!
I've already text half my girlie friends to make them jealous of the offers I've had this afternoon! Oh and my mate Brian say's he's sure he recognises you, was the best night of his life, could u post a pic of you in the gimp mask cos thats the only way he'll be 100% sure. xIf I get any better at pleasing a man, I'll be sure to give you a call, but I don't envisage me meeting your standards ever, but I have something to aspire to and we all need that!
I'm off now to get practicing, no time like the present.
(it does count if you practise alone doesn't it???)
12-08-2004, 05:30 PM
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Off to curry's tomorrow to purchase my webcam! Phil, I found this....did your missus write it?
http://www.gorskys.com.au/ask/i-love-an-ugly-guy.html
Hiya Daz!
12-08-2004, 06:51 PM
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Hello Nikki!! 
You seem to have attracted quite a few admirers from somewhere for no real reason other than looking tather tasty. or should I just say perverts and letches.
Mind you, given half a chance, I wouldn't say no either.
You seem to have attracted quite a few admirers from somewhere for no real reason other than looking tather tasty.
or should I just say perverts and letches. Mind you, given half a chance, I wouldn't say no either.
13-08-2004, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by AJ
Originally Posted by DazC
Hello Nikki!!
You seem to have attracted quite a few admirers from somewhere
You seem to have attracted quite a few admirers from somewhere
hello, it's me (A.J) Hi pmsl @ Phil on this thread as wel