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09-08-2004, 05:07 PM
#41
Originally Posted by Krazy Kim
Hey ya. Glad to have you back hun. 
still as sexy as ever I presume 
Nice to be back mate, and nice to see there's still some familiar faces here 
09-08-2004, 05:18 PM
#46
Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
Originally Posted by Nikteazer
Stu Can't wait hun! 
p.s: massive fookin storm just started over here! (st)
p.s: massive fookin storm just started over here! (st) 
Bloody weather has a terrible effect on my performance lately (li)
then u obviously can't see the wood for the tree's!
09-08-2004, 05:28 PM
#48
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Originally Posted by Nikteazer
Hiya Less sweetie. Fancy you venturing out of the muppet room to say hi to me!
Gratious sucking up there
09-08-2004, 05:42 PM
#49
Originally Posted by Nikteazer
Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
Originally Posted by Nikteazer
Stu Can't wait hun! p.s: massive fookin storm just started over here! (st)
p.s: massive fookin storm just started over here! (st) Bloody weather has a terrible effect on my performance lately (li)
then u obviously can't see the wood for the tree's! Ive seen plenty of wood... usually trees are the cause of the wood too.. not to mention the mud!
10-08-2004, 09:06 AM
#55
Hi Faye!! how u doin hun? nice piccie of u and the pikie in this months glossy! but where were the dags!!! 
Looking forward to our next piss-up, I'm bringin double sided tape and sticky back plastic next time so we can make some hats proper blue peter styleee!! 
Eric!!
hun...where u hidin ure Biatch??!! have got withdrawl symptoms!! hopefully I'll make Nat day so long as it doesn't clash with Ibiza...spose to be playing next week!!! reckon its about time to book my flight!! 
Hey greg xx Tempt missed all of u. 
Hopefully I'll be around for a while! fingers crossed! wish I coulda posted last week, I played the se1 club London, coulda got some peeps in, it was a wicked night.
nice piccie of u and the pikie in this months glossy! but where were the dags!!! Looking forward to our next piss-up, I'm bringin double sided tape and sticky back plastic next time so we can make some hats proper blue peter styleee!! Eric!!
hun...where u hidin ure Biatch??!! have got withdrawl symptoms!! hopefully I'll make Nat day so long as it doesn't clash with Ibiza...spose to be playing next week!!! reckon its about time to book my flight!! Hey greg xx Tempt
missed all of u. Hopefully I'll be around for a while! fingers crossed! wish I coulda posted last week, I played the se1 club London, coulda got some peeps in, it was a wicked night.
10-08-2004, 10:49 AM
#58
Originally Posted by Ima-Racing500
Hey the local bike has returned,sadly i can never seem to get a ride..ROFL
Phil, I'm deeply complimented that you class me as the local bike, sadly I'm merely a skate board, not just anyone can clamber on and ride, I am left with only those that can display physical co-ordination, ride well with passion,and control something with a mind all of it own! sorry to disappoint.
Can't think why you wouldn't be able to get a ride on a local bike though...not being as handsome, witty and charming that you are!
Perhaps you could try your local Blue Oyster bar?? 
10-08-2004, 10:57 AM
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Phil, I'm deeply complimented that you class me as the local bike, sadly I'm merely a skate board, not just anyone can clamber on and ride, I am left with only those that can display physical co-ordination, ride well with passion,and control something with a mind all of it own! sorry to disappoint.
10-08-2004, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Nikteazer
Hi Faye!! how u doin hun? nice piccie of u and the pikie in this months glossy! but where were the dags!!! Looking forward to our next piss-up, I'm bringin double sided tape and sticky back plastic next time so we can make some hats proper blue peter styleee!!
nice piccie of u and the pikie in this months glossy! but where were the dags!!! Looking forward to our next piss-up, I'm bringin double sided tape and sticky back plastic next time so we can make some hats proper blue peter styleee!! He wasn't aloud to take the dags to brunters!!!
Im, well excited now proper blue peter hats whoop woo
10-08-2004, 11:23 AM
#63
Originally Posted by Ima-Racing500
Nik.....unlike most who just want to worship you..i just want to fuck you...ROFL
I admit at times I have wondered what it would be like to spend a night of passion with you....but the doctor said the nightmares, waking in a cold sweat and vomiting would soon pass as the malaria pills kick in.
but in the meantime I switch the bedside lamp on, roll over and breath a sigh of relief to see my sexy young fella lying beside me!
10-08-2004, 11:46 AM
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Nik.........you know me quite well it seems,as girls do literally fall at my feet...could be the drugged drink though
Hey but we got progress if you can admit to wondering what i'd be like The vomiting etc maybe due to the drug used
Hey but we got progress if you can admit to wondering what i'd be like
The vomiting etc maybe due to the drug used
10-08-2004, 12:15 PM
#66
Originally Posted by Ima-Racing500
Nik.........you know me quite well it seems,as girls do literally fall at my feet...could be the drugged drink though
Hey but we got progress if you can admit to wondering what i'd be like The vomiting etc maybe due to the drug used
Hey but we got progress if you can admit to wondering what i'd be like
The vomiting etc maybe due to the drug used You should know, I stuck up for you mate...I did! the chap sat at the bar next to me saw me checkin ure chisseled features out and shakin his head came out with something obsurd like....." butt ugly blokes like that should all get locked up on an island somewhere, they're obviously so desperate for a shag they'd have no objection to endless supplies of ky and hairy ar*eholes!" or along those lines...wasn't really listening as I was transfixed on the way you were pouting so passionately in the photo I could clearly see the dribble glistening. 
ah...if only I were 20 years older and available! aint life cruel!oops...sidetracked there!!
anyways...I told him to fook off, and he should look in a mirror himself! there see!
10-08-2004, 12:34 PM
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Blimey! bus passes at 50! sweeet! I can't fookin wait to get my pic on one of them photo cards and start taking the bus.....mainly so I can jump on and say...'ooh young man!!!'
Seriously though mate....good job i'm not 20 years older otherwise we wouldn't be having this wonderful chinwag cos I'd probably be posting in the thread...
IMA...R.I.P. had a fookin glorious innings at the ripe old age of 97, how he still amazed us at his party trick of being able to bend over and touch his toes and still manage to whistle 'Here shep' without losing his teeth!'
As for me dribbling.....hands up to that one....apparantly by the time you're scooting around with you're zimmer frame my labido will have subsided a little and the dribbling won't be quite so evident.
Seriously though mate....good job i'm not 20 years older otherwise we wouldn't be having this wonderful chinwag cos I'd probably be posting in the thread...
IMA...R.I.P. had a fookin glorious innings at the ripe old age of 97, how he still amazed us at his party trick of being able to bend over and touch his toes and still manage to whistle 'Here shep' without losing his teeth!'
As for me dribbling.....hands up to that one....apparantly by the time you're scooting around with you're zimmer frame my labido will have subsided a little and the dribbling won't be quite so evident.
10-08-2004, 12:40 PM
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I am honoured that you think i'd live to 97 years old.....as i have a feeling if i keep posting on Passion Ford it will be more like 35
Can we now stop the bullshit and have sex..TOGETHER before one of us dies?.....if needed i got coke and a binliner...the coke for you to sniff and the binliner for my cock...cause i know your gonna hallucinate
Can we now stop the bullshit and have sex..TOGETHER before one of us dies?.....if needed i got coke and a binliner...the coke for you to sniff and the binliner for my cock...cause i know your gonna hallucinate
10-08-2004, 01:11 PM
#72
Originally Posted by Ima-Racing500
I am honoured that you think i'd live to 97 years old.....as i have a feeling if i keep posting on Passion Ford it will be more like 35
Can we now stop the bullshit and have sex..TOGETHER before one of us dies?.....if needed i got coke and a binliner...the coke for you to sniff and the binliner for my cock...cause i know your gonna hallucinate
Can we now stop the bullshit and have sex..TOGETHER before one of us dies?.....if needed i got coke and a binliner...the coke for you to sniff and the binliner for my cock...cause i know your gonna hallucinate
I must be fookin hallucinating already! DAMN! either I need my eyes tested or I been lookin at the wrong pictures of you cos I am honestly dumbfounded at your estimation of living to the age of 35!! shit mate...I thought you were at least the same age as my dad That kinda changes things a little, I thought I was lookin at a potential sugar daddy...now I'm faced with someone in my own age bracket that would make people remark..."ah how nice that his daughter still finds the time to take him out for a drink!"....and ..." oh look how tenderly she wipes his dribble from his chin...bet she never sends him into a nursing home!"
Not sure I could handle that amount of sympathy with the knowledge that you really are just a thirty something aged by perverse fantasy, beastiality and the odd craving for hairy man hole!
P.s: I don't do drugs...they effect my dj'ing abilities! and the bin liner I think you'll find is to put your porn mags in when ure mum tells you to get outside and play instead of sitting in front of your pc cos she wants to come clean ure room and you'll never find yourself a girlfriend on there anyway!
10-08-2004, 02:31 PM
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Nik....i may "look" old but i can keep up with the best of em on the pumping front,infact you may become weary after a night with me and your really think you are 80 with a lung disorder,let alone the palpatation sensation on my schlong gently touching that heart.
10-08-2004, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Ima-Racing500
Nik....i may "look" old but i can keep up with the best of em on the pumping front,infact you may become weary after a night with me and your really think you are 80 with a lung disorder,let alone the palpatation sensation on my schlong gently touching that heart.
10-08-2004, 02:53 PM
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You know the score Dave!!! Phil, ask Dave just how much stamina I actually do have!!
i can keep up with the best of em on the pumping front
I know! I'm being a typical fussy woman, but lets face it, its your variety, adventure and technique in the bedroom that keeps you young looking and content......
you can tell the people that have amazing sex, they are calm, collected, always smiling, generally attempt to diffuse arguements and wouldn't dream of starting threads on forums that could possibly (if taken the wrong way of course) wind people up.
I can tell Phil....you must have amazing sex...u fit the description to a tee!
10-08-2004, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Nikteazer
You know the score Dave!!! Phil, ask Dave just how much stamina I actually do have!!
i can keep up with the best of em on the pumping front
I know! I'm being a typical fussy woman, but lets face it, its your variety, adventure and technique in the bedroom that keeps you young looking and content......
you can tell the people that have amazing sex, they are calm, collected, always smiling, generally attempt to diffuse arguements and wouldn't dream of starting threads on forums that could possibly (if taken the wrong way of course) wind people up.
I can tell Phil....you must have amazing sex...u fit the description to a tee!
10-08-2004, 03:01 PM
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Nik...i am the worlds best lover wether the female thinks that,is up to them
BTW when i say my pumping is up with the best.....it means i pump like an iregular heart beat...pump.......pump pump pump...pump..this lasts for anything between a minute to 12hrs depending on wether i can think of anyone
Stick with me babe...you'd get the full 12 hrs
BTW when i say my pumping is up with the best.....it means i pump like an iregular heart beat...pump.......pump pump pump...pump..this lasts for anything between a minute to 12hrs depending on wether i can think of anyone
Stick with me babe...you'd get the full 12 hrs