snapped 2 of my fingers where they join into your hand yesterday and ive got to go in today for an operation and its being done why im AWAKE im shitting kittens

 

you'll be fine mate,,i wouldnt mind too see them operate on me

well i ddi see something once on tv,, when someone had openheart surgery when awake

 

i dont wanna scare you here but tought shit im going to!

i broke the bone along the side of my hand and its known as a boxers fracture. basically the bone broke and my main knuckle for my pinky had curled kinda back under my hand. this had to be reset and they gave me gas and the doc had to dig his fingers under into my hand and pull the bone into place.

FUCK ME it was sore

if that happens again theres no way im doing it on gas

 

Every time you are put to sleep there is a slim chance you wont wake up, so why risk killing you just cause you are a bit of a pussy who doesnt want to be awake?

 

lol easy for you to say best bit is the guy that did the xray said youve just moved them out of place then later when another guy showed me on the screen they were snapped i knew it was broke as my knuckles half way down my hand

ABOVE IS A REPLY TO GARETH

 

cheers lambchop

chip soz hardman

 

if he says "do you want a Beadle"

say NO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You wont feel a think because they'll give you a local anesthetic. As chip says they don't want to use gas because of the times people haven't woken back up again.

I had some work done on my toe and while I could feel and hear things such as the scapel scrapping on the bone there was no pain. Sore afterwards though, but healing pain isn't so bad to tollerate.

 

bud-weis lmfao beadle claw it is

MWF i just hope its a quick proccess

 

Just get Marco to meet you at the hospital and tell you about how he got to his current suspension geomerty settings, believe me you'l be out cold in time for the opperation

 

sounds similar mate. i have probs with my hand now in winter. kinda feels like arthritis i guess. my bones arent quite in the right place and its a right fucker.

how did you do it?

 

 

punched something

 

bad luck mate

while after i had the pinky knuckle incident i punched something else and broke my ring finger knuckle

 

it dont half fooking hurt my little knuckles half way up my hand and the little fingers half inch back

 

PICS OR STFU (somebody had to say it)

fingers sound well nasty bud, operation wide awake sounds even nastier

 

tell me about it lol as for pics you cant see nothing its in a cast

 

I'm with Chip on this, Generals scare the shit out of me. My bro in law is an Anaesthetist too and has explained how little risk there is involved but I still wouldn't have one unless totally necessary.

Having said that, I had a caudal epidural last year with just a local and it didn't kick in until 10 minutes after they shoved what can only be described as a knitting needle up my spine. Felt like being fisted in the ass [I would imagine, not tried it yet ].

You'll be fine mate, it's the pain after that's worse

 

pmsl at being fisted just laughed that bad it hurt my hand

 

Ah you'll be fine! The thing with that was when the local DID kick in, my entire arse area when completely numb [obviously ] but they don't tell you it makes controlling wind impossible

 

when i dislocated my pinky finger i was only given laughing gas and they had to snap it back in place - was fooking funny tho as the nurse couldnt do it and i was inhaling the gas like a mofo and my mate was pissing himself laughing looking at my face

 

just discovered wiping your arse with your left hands extremley difficult

 

 

i found this out 2 years ago too when i snapped my right forearm

 

I was put to sleep for 3 days when I had my op! Didn't feel a thing

Locals work wonders anyway so dont worry. They will also give you a sedative to make you a bit sleepy.

 

i hope so ive tried smoking loads of bush but that isnt helping just making me more paranoid

 

Ask for Ketamine, it's the safest anesthetic we have. Fun too

 

pmsl at the ket head

 

woohoo just got back and didnt have to operate afterall im plastered back up just means when it eventually heals i will have no knuckle and my little finger will be shorter lol theyve given me the beadle

 

NoooOOooo!

At least you're ok though mate You'll be wearing a fake beard and playing pranks on people in no time

 

hope it heals better than mine. its not clever

 

i can imagine she was a right nasty bitch aswell she was hurting me like fuck i was like shit that hurts and shes there going that dosent hurt ? i wanted to lay the nut on her i bet shes bought tears to many children

 

I was in hospital for an Operation on my hand & arm last week.
The anaesthetist explained the procedure for a Local however being out for count whilst they were doing there stuff appealed more so General it was.

I was taken to a small room just before entering Theatre. A nurse jabbed me with a needle with a plastic drip like thing attached(which was inserted to a small veign in my hand).
The anaesthetist then handed the nurse two small bottles of fluid(anaesthetic) which was fed into the plastic drip, which in turn entered my bloodstream and I was is lala land.

I remember having a laugh with them prior to falling asleep about the body peircings they were going to carry out whilst I was under

I woke up several hours later, work all carried out successfuly and relativly pain free(I say relativly as one of the peircings is taking a little getting used 2 )and was back home later the same evening.

Ive no problems with Generals and would choose them over a Local anyday.

The thought of feeling the surgeon hammering and pulling whilst bones are detached and fused together just doesnt appeal to me.

 

I work in a hospital as a anaesthetic assitant, totally nothing to worry about with generals, as long as your honest about the last time you ate and drank and any allergies you have

Hever had anybody wake up yet, probably due to my big bat

 

they try not to put yopu to sleep as it slows the healing process is what my cousin was told when he had an operation

 

i had an op on my cheek, shit myself at first, then got intriged and wanted to watch. quite strange sensation