the amazing adventures of Jack Daniels
08-08-2004, 10:30 AM
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the amazing adventures of Jack Daniels
yup - consuimed 3/4 of a bottle of JD last nite, went to try and get some sleep about 23:30, layed down and the room took off to mars at about a million billion squillion mph and getting faster!!!!!!!!!
once i arrived at mars i was greeted by a big white telephone which was soon engulphed in a sea of vom.
after exploring the sea of vom and studdying it in close detail for the best part of an hour, i returned from mars to the comfort of my bed.
then i went on another exciting journey to the moon.
altho the spaceship was fast this time, it wasnt as fast as the mars expedition from 10 mins ago!!!. Upon arriving at the moon, a big blue bucket sailed past my face and greeted me with another vom ocean. how rare. another tidal wave covered the bucket and copious amounts of what appeared to be carrots said hello, altho i feel they may have been partially eaten cheesy wotsit crisps.
retuened from the moon explorer and wandered unaided with limited gravitational pull back to the comfort zone, and promptly passed out.
awoke the following morning, ie - this morning, to nothing but a text message asking me to speek english - i wonder why
no headache or hangover, but the old stomach feels a bit wrong.
and yes - i was totally ratted!!!!. hahaa
hence the post about bovine whatever it was last night
i wont go into detail of what went on during the consumption, but it involved a roll of package tape, a cuddley toy and a webcam, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the shame
once i arrived at mars i was greeted by a big white telephone which was soon engulphed in a sea of vom.
after exploring the sea of vom and studdying it in close detail for the best part of an hour, i returned from mars to the comfort of my bed.
then i went on another exciting journey to the moon.
altho the spaceship was fast this time, it wasnt as fast as the mars expedition from 10 mins ago!!!. Upon arriving at the moon, a big blue bucket sailed past my face and greeted me with another vom ocean. how rare. another tidal wave covered the bucket and copious amounts of what appeared to be carrots said hello, altho i feel they may have been partially eaten cheesy wotsit crisps.
retuened from the moon explorer and wandered unaided with limited gravitational pull back to the comfort zone, and promptly passed out.
awoke the following morning, ie - this morning, to nothing but a text message asking me to speek english - i wonder why
no headache or hangover, but the old stomach feels a bit wrong.
and yes - i was totally ratted!!!!. hahaa
hence the post about bovine whatever it was last night
i wont go into detail of what went on during the consumption, but it involved a roll of package tape, a cuddley toy and a webcam, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the shame
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- my stomach right now.
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