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Old 06-08-2004, 11:19 PM
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my missus had a funny phone call a couple of weeks ago calling her a slag and other things then the guy hung up! so i got the number of her and gave this low life a ring back! he answered and was all sorry for what he did, said that he thought it was his mates number! all sorted! i even made him phone my missus back and say sorry!

tonight it started again! heavy breathing this time, so i called back up from the pub and he gets all funny on the phone, a little racist, trying to be the big man! i really aint happy with this sad toss bag! i cant believe that someone would go out of there way to do stuff like this! he dont even hide his number! little prick!

there is some right twats in this world

heres his number if anyone is intrested 07812797615
Old 06-08-2004, 11:23 PM
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I think i'll be calling about 4am
Old 06-08-2004, 11:24 PM
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AJ, well if you are bored
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Number noted Gareth i'll call him tommorow and give him some grief
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Oh, when you say he was being rascist do you mean he was calling you a sheep shagger?
Old 06-08-2004, 11:24 PM
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SPADGE, thanks spadge
Old 06-08-2004, 11:25 PM
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Gareth whats his first name???
Old 06-08-2004, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by AJ
Oh, when you say he was being rascist do you mean he was calling you a sheep shagger?
sort of

by the way that aint rascist,,,,,,,,,its the truth, and you cant tell people off for saying what is true
Old 06-08-2004, 11:26 PM
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kjc300, havent a clue
Old 06-08-2004, 11:27 PM
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What a twat, il give him some jip later too.

Proper sad tosser thing to do aswell

Your missus can stay with me while all this dies down too
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I need some cheering up, think I might call him
Old 06-08-2004, 11:29 PM
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I'll make one up!!

http://guyslink.com/index.phtml
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Sign in as guest, false e-mail addy - Bingo!!
Old 06-08-2004, 11:30 PM
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Just go to one of those cheap buisness card things and make some cards like *Male Body To Body Massages* with a extra personal touch and give em out to people at the wlaes show tommorow to distribute roubd the country with his number on.

That will teach him
Old 06-08-2004, 11:31 PM
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Well i get my lunch at 3am and i'm very bored so i'll give him some random threats and abuse
Old 06-08-2004, 11:32 PM
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Well, since I'm 5 hours back from you, might have to call him late and order a pizza, ask him if can deliver to the US!
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thanks everyone,,,, and steve no way are you having her, i wont be able to fill her after you
Old 06-08-2004, 11:35 PM
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Or write his nymber down on has many toilet walls as possible so he gets calls all hours

etc
Old 06-08-2004, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by kjc300
bling bling

topic title
did you find it hard to come out!

im haveing really trouble telling anyone that i am gay, how did anyone tell people who they love, both friends and family! im really new on the internet so if anyone is willing to talk me though it heres my number 07812797615

thanks
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Originally Posted by kjc300
Old 06-08-2004, 11:41 PM
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Remind me not to upset you KJC
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Old 06-08-2004, 11:43 PM
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I thank you!! It's all in the google you know!! "gay personals" Google search!!
Old 06-08-2004, 11:46 PM
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Just called & gave him some verbal he just kept sayin whos that to which i replied "its your friend aide ya fookin bastard ya"
Old 06-08-2004, 11:50 PM
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AJ,

sometimes the most childish things are the funniest
Old 06-08-2004, 11:52 PM
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Just called him again & when he answered i went baaaaaaaa Im sure he said "spiky is that you" (btw, the spiky bit was a joke but it sounded good)
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Should I call him and say it's George Bush?
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Just gave the faggot a call on a smoke break and he just kept answerin his phone and sayin nothin, so i gave him a bit of the old

Then he switched it off and i left 2 voicemails with mild to moderate references to violence

Hopefully he'll get drunk and we may get to speak around 3am
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AJ

Fastmaul, whatever you want too

kevsrs,
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Originally Posted by GARETH T
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Fastmaul, whatever you want me

kevsrs,
Uhhhh LOL dude, I'll call and give abuse but No, I Don't want you!!!
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i gotta stop drinking
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Are you sure it wasnt you on the other end of the phone cos he sounded pissed too
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think my missus is in labour so I'll ring him up and give her the phone. then she can take her anger out on him instead of me
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Has anyone else called the tit yet?
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yup but im to mashed to speak just give a few rings bout 5 times
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i love this shall we arange a prize for the most funny reply off the coke soaker ..
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phone is turned off at the moment
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thanks everyone

badcompany,

i love this shall we arange a prize for the most funny reply off the coke soaker ..
i think we should
Old 07-08-2004, 08:50 AM
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bogle bogle bumblesqaaaat

me and me sisters will give im a ring


ruffgirl raaasclart styleee
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so hows he got your birds number anyway?


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