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Old 07-08-2004, 09:12 AM
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s1rscustom,
i think he miss dialed the first time, but then when the wrong person answered he thought he would be the "big man"
Old 07-08-2004, 09:54 AM
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Just called the number, got the frigging machine, but gave him the best rig workers greeting that i could.
Old 07-08-2004, 10:00 AM
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B16 RBM, thanks

my missus was well upset the first time he called

he hasnt called or anything all night,,,, maybe cause his phone was off
Old 07-08-2004, 10:54 AM
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Dont worry Gareth, i've got his number stored in my phone now under 'W' for wankstain & i'll be calling him a few times today give him the old
Old 07-08-2004, 11:30 AM
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just called the number aswell and withheld my number to be sure - got the answerfone, left him a nice message saying that i'm gonna shag his mum and rape his dog
Old 07-08-2004, 11:35 AM
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called, no answer so hung up


didnt withold my number hoping he'd ring back


he rang back

passed the phone from myself round my mates, all of us giving him verbal, threats, saying we'd trace his number etc


he hung up

let us know gareth if he does it again, and we will too
Old 07-08-2004, 11:48 AM
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hahahaha when i've had someone do that to me i just play along.... or offer to have their number traced within 24 hrs lol so we could meet up and finish the chat

i know mates who have had it done and its proper messed with their heads!!! one girl used to text me saying she could see me, and was watching me, has ur bird had any texts or just calls? if you 6 tects or more, you can take their ass's to court better yet ring the old bill, or get ya missis to, and they will log that she has had numerous nuisance calls, and as its been over a few times, they will pay the fucker a visit. job done. its sexual harrassment, which they take really seriously...


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Old 07-08-2004, 11:51 AM
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oh i get ya now i reckon he wil think twice next time bout dialing numbers the amount of grief hes had probably change number soon
Old 07-08-2004, 11:56 AM
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i feel like ringing the fucker now. hormonal as i am i think i am a bigger bitch than i am normally when i get pissed off lol... i'll say i'm her sister or something.... just with a different accent

or shall i text him?

anna
Old 07-08-2004, 02:20 PM
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DaveEscos,



Graceland,
s1rscustom,
VWgirlracerVW,

thanks everyone,
Old 07-08-2004, 02:26 PM
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it was fun - i might even visit the local bogs and scrawl the number on there offering

"free gay sex services, the more STI's you have, the more you can bum me"

Old 07-08-2004, 02:36 PM
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Gareth why didnt you just get the Mrs to arrange a meeting ......... then you turn up and kick fuck out of him
Old 07-08-2004, 03:12 PM
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omg that is such a good idea go on go on go on go on....

want me to be random girl asking him to meet up???? i'll arrange it and you can go kick shit out of him? i got plenty of credit hehehehehe and i can filth him out so he races to meet me? lol

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lmao @ anna - thjats duurrrrrrrrty
Old 07-08-2004, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by VWgirlracerVW
i got plenty of credit hehehehehe and i can filth him out so he races to meet me? lol

anna
Anna I need to here this first just to make sure you can " Filth " someone out all in the name of research you understand ?!

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hahahahahahahaha


cheeky boy!


anna
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Originally Posted by VWgirlracerVW
hahahahahahahaha


cheeky boy!


anna
DAMMIT

Thought I was onto a winner there
Old 07-08-2004, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Deano
Originally Posted by VWgirlracerVW
hahahahahahahaha
cheeky boy!
anna
DAMMIT

Thought I was onto a winner there
Deano leave the poor girl alone! just because you both share the same desires(love the cock) doesn't mean she's your best mate!
Old 07-08-2004, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Fastmaul
Originally Posted by Deano
Originally Posted by VWgirlracerVW
hahahahahahahaha
cheeky boy!
anna
DAMMIT

Thought I was onto a winner there
Deano leave the poor girl alone! just because you both share the same desires(love the cock) doesn't mean she's your best mate!
I had the best teacher .................................... didnt I Erik
Old 07-08-2004, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Deano
Originally Posted by Fastmaul
Originally Posted by Deano
Originally Posted by VWgirlracerVW
hahahahahahahaha
cheeky boy!
anna
DAMMIT

Thought I was onto a winner there
Deano leave the poor girl alone! just because you both share the same desires(love the cock) doesn't mean she's your best mate!
I had the best teacher .................................... didnt I Erik
Quality dude!
Old 07-08-2004, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Fastmaul
Quality dude!
I thankyou
Old 07-08-2004, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Deano
Gareth why didnt you just get the Mrs to arrange a meeting ......... then you turn up and kick fuck out of him
tried to mate, but hes from no where round by me,,, leeds i think,,, i did tell him that i am going to cut his ears off,,,, if things carry on, ill be on my way up the m1

my missus havent heard a been out of him all day
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well if u need a nasty mouthed bihatch lemme know

fastmaul and deano

anna
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he just phoned me back up getting all gangster on my arse
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Originally Posted by VWgirlracerVW
well if u need a nasty mouthed bihatch lemme know
You can do nasty too ???????




Godamn I think your hot
Old 07-08-2004, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by GARETH T
he just phoned me back up getting all gangster on my arse
LMFAO
Old 07-08-2004, 06:01 PM
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fucking ring the old bill, ring the cunt and tell him he better get a damn good solicitor and you'll see his ass in court...

just had an afternoon of threatening phone calls off my blokes ex and her family, apparently they is gonna come round and kill us all, i got a three year old son and a baby on the way i wont fucking stand for it i tells ya i've had a fucking gutfull, lets hope the pikey twats have a damn good solicitor... cos i fucking do!

anna spanna

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Leeds you say gareth? i aint to far away from leeds, and have a few hefty friends in leeds

need any info?

i still maintain that i'm gonna rape his mum with the dick off a horse that i murdered out of frustration
Old 08-08-2004, 11:06 AM
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fucking ring the old bill, ring the **** and tell him he better get a damn good solicitor and you'll see his ass in court...
im finding it quite funny now though! i like people who think they are bigger than they really are

Leeds you say gareth? i aint to far away from leeds, and have a few hefty friends in leeds

need any info?

i still maintain that i'm gonna rape his mum with the dick off a horse that i murdered out of frustration

Old 08-08-2004, 11:21 AM
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Ah, the joy of Pf, Well done all
Old 13-08-2004, 11:06 PM
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started again today, he must of only just got credit

lovely text from him
U SILY MUDDAFUKER AM OF TO SHAG UR BITCH AND UR MOTHER AND UR GRANY U WATCH U WHITE BASTARD
i can see someone never passed english
Old 13-08-2004, 11:09 PM
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Old 13-08-2004, 11:10 PM
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no shit that is letter for letter what he wrote i almost pissed myself
Old 13-08-2004, 11:11 PM
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Time to get on the phone to him again me thinks
Old 13-08-2004, 11:38 PM
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Just chucked in my tuppence worth too......
same ol same old, "only did it coz everyone else was doing it"

just trying to help out. put on my best scottish thug accent ...
no wait, thats my normal one
Old 13-08-2004, 11:39 PM
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anna ring him and give him the pregnant lady speech

he'l shit his pants and turn his phone off again

shame it wasnt a week ago id have rung him while i was pissed out of me nut at USC with about 1000 people dancing round behind me in the club tent haha

il save the number though just incase i get bored one night!
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the phones just ringing now, he's not answering withheld number calls
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i just sent him a load of texts from his own phone number......lmao
its a small program i got on my pc for sending flash messages and pictures to my phone,
i can send it and put in any number i want as the sender.
i bet thats really fucking with his head now
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btw, the program is called SMARTSMS V.5.0.
BUT IT ONLY WORKS WITH DIAL UP, i'm lucky coz i got that and DSL
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think i just woke him up


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