ok ok here she is then, fit int she, you can see why everyones always grabbin her sexy bum

 

I think you're lying.

I dont believe you have a girlfriend..

Let alone one that deserved to have her arse grabbed or have someone putting their hand up her skirt


I also dont believe your 'bird' just drags you out of the pub/club, telling you when you've left and not telling you whos done it


Of course you can prove me wrong by


POSTING THE FUCKING PICTURES! GOM!

 

i dont give a fly fuck what you think you prick!

why the fuck should i post pics of my girlfriend on the net to show you?

who the fuck are you to judge me?

i dont have to prove myself to you, i was simply stating a point

even if i did post a pic of her i could still be lying!

think you should fuck off n find you self a girlfriend first mate, sounds like your the one who needs a bird, since you so dyin to she mine

 

The one second from the right is Cawoods misses

 

PSML at davie, will you ever let that drop?!?!?

think i prefer the pic I posted

 

why do you ask are you looking for like minded people as yourself
cheeRS gary
AKA shrek

 

You're not getting any are ya........

 

Mate, Shes been posted above


and shes a

FOOKING GREMLIN!

I most certainly wouldnt touch her up in a club..

what one were you in? The one where they leave their white sticks in the cloakroom?? Chances are pal they were reaching out for the wall rails, not your missus!

Now wind your neck in you little fooking gypo!

 

apmsl at FOOKING GREMLIN

 

Tell your bird to lay off the crack. And have some work done on her chin, Could take someones eye out with a chin like that.

 

Me, You, a rubber glove and a bath, You fancie it?

 

thats not my bird anyway you tool

plus you cant possible have a bird you fooking internet queen! do you even have a life off passionford FFS 20k posts!?!??! you homo

think you should step away from the PC and find something other than your hand to sick your dick in

 

I know its not because

you dont fooking have one! Neville!

 

Last time I was out drinking some girl pinched and grabbed my arse when I was disco dancing. Wish i'd known about this, I could of got her put in prison and on the sex offenders register, i havent been the same since it happened



I did steal her trilby earlier in the night though so maybe it was just payback

 

There's pictures of his missus on here. You just have to look. And by all means i'd hit it. Two times!

 

cheeRS gary
AKA shrek

 

ffs. a bloke slapped a girls arse. Big deal. Happens all the time and will continue to happen as long as blood courses thorugh a mans veins. Get over it all you do-gooders. Hardly warrants the poor bloke going on some pervs register and have the rest of his life ruined just because some stupid bint took the moral high ground over it.

 

I take it that's a yes?

 

Of course she wants a smack on the arse... that's why women have arses isn't it?

 

He definitely has a missus - me and Franco have been twos up, so trust me when I tell ya it's real!

 

Why would a woman need to benxd over in the street anyway? she could just bend her legs and pick up whatever she has dropped. doesnt need to put her arse in the air inviting a slap

 

Well said

It's bloody entrapment

 

Indeed it is

 

Ahh the memories eh Rich!


BANGIN AWAY LIKE A BARN DOOR IN THE WIND!

 

I heard on the grapvine that you got roasted by Pon and Dave's missis, but I didn't honestly think there was any truth in it.

 

That was after mate, you should of seen the strap-on 'Chel' pulled out of the kitchen drawer!


Made my eyes water! <--------(real tears!!)

 

15 " black rubber effort was it ?

 

Talking from experience are we!! I thought it smelt funny!

 

Hatchet Harry as such a device in Lock Stock m8, hence where the expression come's from

What the devil was you sniffing it for ? Authenticity ??

 

Tsk tsk what have i told you about typing with a hard on!

 

I would be mad if a drunken weirdo slapped my arse but not so much so that he end up on the list, or even in prison... a good telling off would do...

But as someone was saying earlier, its no where near the same as touching boobs... if a drunken lad touched my boobs i would go mad!!! More mad than if it was my arse!!!

 

I bet you'd let me grope your harris!

 

Why?

 

Because!

 

There's nothing like a good reason as to why you should grope a female!!

 

I'd of spotted you across the bar giving it the old eye.............!

 

Yeah Francos - you should never grope a female, especially when you prefer the company of men. Not only are you sexually abusing them, you're leading them on!

 

Your still bitter about me blowing you out arnt you Rich!!!

 

I might have had summit in it?!

Besides... i'm not so sure i'd give you the eye??

 

Oh you would Shell - you'd stare at him, wondering how they let him in with THOSE trainers on!