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Old 16-05-2006, 11:23 AM
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ok ok here she is then, fit int she, you can see why everyones always grabbin her sexy bum

Old 16-05-2006, 11:27 AM
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I think you're lying.

I dont believe you have a girlfriend..

Let alone one that deserved to have her arse grabbed or have someone putting their hand up her skirt


I also dont believe your 'bird' just drags you out of the pub/club, telling you when you've left and not telling you whos done it


Of course you can prove me wrong by


POSTING THE FUCKING PICTURES! GOM!
Old 16-05-2006, 11:32 AM
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i dont give a fly fuck what you think you prick!

why the fuck should i post pics of my girlfriend on the net to show you?

who the fuck are you to judge me?

i dont have to prove myself to you, i was simply stating a point

even if i did post a pic of her i could still be lying!

think you should fuck off n find you self a girlfriend first mate, sounds like your the one who needs a bird, since you so dyin to she mine
Old 16-05-2006, 11:32 AM
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The one second from the right is Cawoods misses

Old 16-05-2006, 11:33 AM
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PSML at davie, will you ever let that drop?!?!?

think i prefer the pic I posted
Old 16-05-2006, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Benni
shamoan mother fukcer Are you on the sex offenders register? I'm sure someone with a name similiar to yours chicken raped a milkman?
why do you ask are you looking for like minded people as yourself
cheeRS gary
AKA shrek
Old 16-05-2006, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Cawood
i dont give a fly fuck what you think you prick!

why the fuck should i post pics of my girlfriend on the net to show you?

who the fuck are you to judge me?

i dont have to prove myself to you, i was simply stating a point

even if i did post a pic of her i could still be lying!

think you should fuck off n find you self a girlfriend first mate, sounds like your the one who needs a bird, since you so dyin to she mine
You're not getting any are ya........
Old 16-05-2006, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Cawood
i dont give a fly fuck what you think you prick!

why the fuck should i post pics of my girlfriend on the net to show you?

who the fuck are you to judge me?

i dont have to prove myself to you, i was simply stating a point

even if i did post a pic of her i could still be lying!

think you should fuck off n find you self a girlfriend first mate, sounds like your the one who needs a bird, since you so dyin to she mine

Mate, Shes been posted above


and shes a

FOOKING GREMLIN!

I most certainly wouldnt touch her up in a club..

what one were you in? The one where they leave their white sticks in the cloakroom?? Chances are pal they were reaching out for the wall rails, not your missus!

Now wind your neck in you little fooking gypo!
Old 16-05-2006, 11:42 AM
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apmsl at FOOKING GREMLIN
Old 16-05-2006, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by T28 RST
The one second from the right is Cawoods misses

Tell your bird to lay off the crack. And have some work done on her chin, Could take someones eye out with a chin like that.
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Originally Posted by shamoan mother fukcer
Originally Posted by Benni
shamoan mother fukcer Are you on the sex offenders register? I'm sure someone with a name similiar to yours chicken raped a milkman?
why do you ask are you looking for like minded people as yourself
cheeRS Gary
AKA shrek
Me, You, a rubber glove and a bath, You fancie it?
Old 16-05-2006, 11:48 AM
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thats not my bird anyway you tool

plus you cant possible have a bird you fooking internet queen! do you even have a life off passionford FFS 20k posts!?!??! you homo

think you should step away from the PC and find something other than your hand to sick your dick in
Old 16-05-2006, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Cawood
thats not my bird anyway you tool
I know its not because

you dont fooking have one! Neville!
Old 16-05-2006, 11:51 AM
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Last time I was out drinking some girl pinched and grabbed my arse when I was disco dancing. Wish i'd known about this, I could of got her put in prison and on the sex offenders register, i havent been the same since it happened



I did steal her trilby earlier in the night though so maybe it was just payback
Old 16-05-2006, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Cawood
thats not my bird anyway you tool

plus you cant possible have a bird you fooking internet queen! do you even have a life off passionford FFS 20k posts!?!??! you homo

think you should step away from the PC and find something other than your hand to sick your dick in
There's pictures of his missus on here. You just have to look. And by all means i'd hit it. Two times!
Old 16-05-2006, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Benni
Originally Posted by shamoan mother fukcer
Originally Posted by Benni
shamoan mother fukcer Are you on the sex offenders register? I'm sure someone with a name similiar to yours chicken raped a milkman?
why do you ask are you looking for like minded people as yourself
cheeRS Gary
AKA shrek
Me, You, a rubber glove and a bath, You fancie it?

cheeRS gary
AKA shrek
Old 16-05-2006, 12:08 PM
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ffs. a bloke slapped a girls arse. Big deal. Happens all the time and will continue to happen as long as blood courses thorugh a mans veins. Get over it all you do-gooders. Hardly warrants the poor bloke going on some pervs register and have the rest of his life ruined just because some stupid bint took the moral high ground over it.
Old 16-05-2006, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by shamoan mother fukcer
Originally Posted by Benni
Originally Posted by shamoan mother fukcer
Originally Posted by Benni
shamoan mother fukcer Are you on the sex offenders register? I'm sure someone with a name similiar to yours chicken raped a milkman?
why do you ask are you looking for like minded people as yourself
cheeRS Gary
AKA shrek
Me, You, a rubber glove and a bath, You fancie it?

cheeRS Gary
AKA shrek
I take it that's a yes?
Old 16-05-2006, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by shamoan mother fukcer
if a woman stops in the street and bends over to do something and YOU dont know her you are telling me you think she wants a smack on the arse
Of course she wants a smack on the arse... that's why women have arses isn't it?
Old 16-05-2006, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Cawood
thats not my bird anyway you tool

plus you cant possible have a bird you fooking internet queen! do you even have a life off passionford FFS 20k posts!?!??! you homo

think you should step away from the PC and find something other than your hand to sick your dick in
He definitely has a missus - me and Franco have been twos up, so trust me when I tell ya it's real!
Old 16-05-2006, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by MWF
Originally Posted by shamoan mother fukcer
if a woman stops in the street and bends over to do something and YOU dont know her you are telling me you think she wants a smack on the arse
Of course she wants a smack on the arse... that's why women have arses isn't it?
Why would a woman need to benxd over in the street anyway? she could just bend her legs and pick up whatever she has dropped. doesnt need to put her arse in the air inviting a slap
Old 16-05-2006, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by cossierich330
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Originally Posted by shamoan mother fukcer
if a woman stops in the street and bends over to do something and YOU dont know her you are telling me you think she wants a smack on the arse
Of course she wants a smack on the arse... that's why women have arses isn't it?
Why would a woman need to benxd over in the street anyway? she could just bend her legs and pick up whatever she has dropped. doesnt need to put her arse in the air inviting a slap
Well said

It's bloody entrapment
Old 16-05-2006, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by MWF
Originally Posted by cossierich330
Originally Posted by MWF
Originally Posted by shamoan mother fukcer
if a woman stops in the street and bends over to do something and YOU dont know her you are telling me you think she wants a smack on the arse
Of course she wants a smack on the arse... that's why women have arses isn't it?
Why would a woman need to benxd over in the street anyway? she could just bend her legs and pick up whatever she has dropped. doesnt need to put her arse in the air inviting a slap
Well said

It's bloody entrapment
Indeed it is
Old 16-05-2006, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
Originally Posted by Cawood
thats not my bird anyway you tool

plus you cant possible have a bird you fooking internet queen! do you even have a life off passionford FFS 20k posts!?!??! you homo

think you should step away from the PC and find something other than your hand to sick your dick in
He definitely has a missus - me and Franco have been twos up, so trust me when I tell ya it's real!
Ahh the memories eh Rich!


BANGIN AWAY LIKE A BARN DOOR IN THE WIND!
Old 16-05-2006, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Franco
Originally Posted by RichardPON
Originally Posted by Cawood
thats not my bird anyway you tool

plus you cant possible have a bird you fooking internet queen! do you even have a life off passionford FFS 20k posts!?!??! you homo

think you should step away from the PC and find something other than your hand to sick your dick in
He definitely has a missus - me and Franco have been twos up, so trust me when I tell ya it's real!
Ahh the memories eh Rich!


BANGIN AWAY LIKE A BARN DOOR IN THE WIND!
I heard on the grapvine that you got roasted by Pon and Dave's missis, but I didn't honestly think there was any truth in it.
Old 16-05-2006, 02:34 PM
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That was after mate, you should of seen the strap-on 'Chel' pulled out of the kitchen drawer!


Made my eyes water! <--------(real tears!!)
Old 16-05-2006, 02:45 PM
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15 " black rubber effort was it ?
Old 16-05-2006, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by DanRSturbo


15 " black rubber effort was it ?
Talking from experience are we!! I thought it smelt funny!
Old 16-05-2006, 02:53 PM
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Hatchet Harry as such a device in Lock Stock m8, hence where the expression come's from

What the devil was you sniffing it for ? Authenticity ??
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Originally Posted by DanRSturbo
Hatchet Harry has such a device in Lock Stock m8, hence where the expression come's from

What the devil was you sniffing it for ? Authenticity ??
Tsk tsk what have i told you about typing with a hard on!
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I would be mad if a drunken weirdo slapped my arse but not so much so that he end up on the list, or even in prison... a good telling off would do...

But as someone was saying earlier, its no where near the same as touching boobs... if a drunken lad touched my boobs i would go mad!!! More mad than if it was my arse!!!
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I bet you'd let me grope your harris!
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Originally Posted by Franco
I bet you'd let me grope your harris!
Why?
Old 16-05-2006, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Shell
Originally Posted by Franco
I bet you'd let me grope your harris!
Why?
Because!
Old 16-05-2006, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Franco
Originally Posted by Shell
Originally Posted by Franco
I bet you'd let me grope your harris!
Why?
Because!
There's nothing like a good reason as to why you should grope a female!!
Old 16-05-2006, 03:23 PM
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I'd of spotted you across the bar giving it the old eye.............!
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Yeah Francos - you should never grope a female, especially when you prefer the company of men. Not only are you sexually abusing them, you're leading them on!
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Your still bitter about me blowing you out arnt you Rich!!!
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Originally Posted by Franco
I'd of spotted you across the bar giving it the old eye.............!
I might have had summit in it?!

Besides... i'm not so sure i'd give you the eye??
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Oh you would Shell - you'd stare at him, wondering how they let him in with THOSE trainers on!


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