whos out on the piss tonight then ?
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ringing everyone back at 7, hopefully off to glos to get on some sluts
if not then probably all dayer 2moro there, beginning at 3pm in classy crackers with strippers and their dildos
if not then probably all dayer 2moro there, beginning at 3pm in classy crackers with strippers and their dildos
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Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
classy crackers with strippers and their dildos
Out tomrw on the piss!!!!
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You never been daz? Its fuckin ace laff, nowt better to do on a sat afternoon than go to crackers and get pissed up
We used to all jus go for peoples birthdays, but we jus go whenever we bored now, lol.
Last sat i was woke up by fone ringing "comin to crackers?" aye, lets go
4.50 to get in, normal price drinks in there, the sluts usualy come round with an empty pint glass trying to tap you up for tips, jus give em ur shrapnel, lol.
Its always a bit of a gamble on the bird quality, usualy one 10/10 100% pornstar quality bird, and one shaggable bird, somtimes 2 top class ones, never seen 2 ropey ones before. Once there was a minter and THE ugliest moose ever, but that was jus once and fookin funny.
Generally younguns too, bout 18
Bit of a gamble how filth theyl be too, but 9times out of 10 theyl be giving it loads with the dildos
Lickin each other out, fingerin each otha, dildos in ass, allsorts, get the audience out most times too, seen em suck/toss people off before, this once theydve deffo rode this bloke but he couldnt get it up
Somtimes they can be WELL harsh to the people they get out on stage, last week they were proper abusing em, was funny as fuck
The bird was so mint the blokes would go straight out, but the one blindfolded and handcuffed the bloke, stripped him stark bollock naked, and then put a massive leg waxing strip on his pubes n ripped em clean off
Got some other bloke naked, tied a red ribbon round his balls, led him around on it like a lead, then sent him back to the audience without his clothes
This young kid had it ok, she put this masive dildo in his mouth then properly rode this dildo (and his face) bigtime. But then she tipped a bowl of soapy water all over him
Had me out there on my birthday didnt get anything bad done to me, she was proper mint and she had me lickin cream off her nips n going down on her, lol.
JohnPaul filmed it all too
Kicks off jus before 3, till half 5ish, bunch of mates on a sat afternoon you cant beat it, lol.
As a side bonus you get to really abuse the 2or3 dirty old mervs that go there week in week out for their only sexual thrills, its entertainment on its own watching them freaks and hurling abuse at em
We used to all jus go for peoples birthdays, but we jus go whenever we bored now, lol.
Last sat i was woke up by fone ringing "comin to crackers?" aye, lets go
4.50 to get in, normal price drinks in there, the sluts usualy come round with an empty pint glass trying to tap you up for tips, jus give em ur shrapnel, lol.
Its always a bit of a gamble on the bird quality, usualy one 10/10 100% pornstar quality bird, and one shaggable bird, somtimes 2 top class ones, never seen 2 ropey ones before. Once there was a minter and THE ugliest moose ever, but that was jus once and fookin funny.
Generally younguns too, bout 18
Bit of a gamble how filth theyl be too, but 9times out of 10 theyl be giving it loads with the dildos
Lickin each other out, fingerin each otha, dildos in ass, allsorts, get the audience out most times too, seen em suck/toss people off before, this once theydve deffo rode this bloke but he couldnt get it up
Somtimes they can be WELL harsh to the people they get out on stage, last week they were proper abusing em, was funny as fuck
The bird was so mint the blokes would go straight out, but the one blindfolded and handcuffed the bloke, stripped him stark bollock naked, and then put a massive leg waxing strip on his pubes n ripped em clean off
Got some other bloke naked, tied a red ribbon round his balls, led him around on it like a lead, then sent him back to the audience without his clothes
This young kid had it ok, she put this masive dildo in his mouth then properly rode this dildo (and his face) bigtime. But then she tipped a bowl of soapy water all over him
Had me out there on my birthday didnt get anything bad done to me, she was proper mint and she had me lickin cream off her nips n going down on her, lol.
JohnPaul filmed it all too
Kicks off jus before 3, till half 5ish, bunch of mates on a sat afternoon you cant beat it, lol.
As a side bonus you get to really abuse the 2or3 dirty old mervs that go there week in week out for their only sexual thrills, its entertainment on its own watching them freaks and hurling abuse at em
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Was supposed to be working but cant be bothered so i might have a night in me thinks & watch some classics like scum (where's your tool? what tool? this tool) rofl
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