How can i get about £3k?
15-05-2006, 11:22 PM
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Cut down on the burgers.... Chubby !!
Sell pictures of your bird on e-bay.... seems to be a lot of that going on at the moment.
Alternatively get another job....
You could do what Chip does and runs Polish whores... the only problem with them is their under arm hair and pubes dont arf block up the plug hole quick
Use your Press Persona to blag free stuff from suppliers and then flog it on e-bay
Do an insurance scam, the whole Burberry World is on it... New TV's New HiFi etc....
Get bitten by a dangerous dog and then sue the owner...
Look for broken paving stones on your local high street and then make a claim...
Go to Ace Cafe on 'business' and get knocked down by a drifter in a cossie... sue them, sue the company for putting you at risk... and then retire..
Remember... where theres blame theres a claim
3k is hardly a lot in this day and age.... 3k over 3 years, without loan protection is around £95 a month.
What do you need the 3k for anyway ?
Sell pictures of your bird on e-bay.... seems to be a lot of that going on at the moment.
Alternatively get another job....
You could do what Chip does and runs Polish whores... the only problem with them is their under arm hair and pubes dont arf block up the plug hole quick
Use your Press Persona to blag free stuff from suppliers and then flog it on e-bay
Do an insurance scam, the whole Burberry World is on it... New TV's New HiFi etc....
Get bitten by a dangerous dog and then sue the owner...
Look for broken paving stones on your local high street and then make a claim...
Go to Ace Cafe on 'business' and get knocked down by a drifter in a cossie... sue them, sue the company for putting you at risk... and then retire..
Remember... where theres blame theres a claim
3k is hardly a lot in this day and age.... 3k over 3 years, without loan protection is around £95 a month.
What do you need the 3k for anyway ?
16-05-2006, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by SimonT
Ill go with the coke option! Buy as pure as you can then smash it in half with speed or Caffine - then knock out what you have for 35 a gram - undercutting all other dealers and still having half decent gear.
Youll make a fortune. Apparently.
Youll make a fortune. Apparently.
16-05-2006, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by neilm
Cut down on the burgers.... Chubby !!
Sell pictures of your bird on e-bay.... seems to be a lot of that going on at the moment.
Alternatively get another job....
You could do what Chip does and runs Polish whores... the only problem with them is their under arm hair and pubes dont arf block up the plug hole quick
Use your Press Persona to blag free stuff from suppliers and then flog it on e-bay
Do an insurance scam, the whole Burberry World is on it... New TV's New HiFi etc....
Get bitten by a dangerous dog and then sue the owner...
Look for broken paving stones on your local high street and then make a claim...
Go to Ace Cafe on 'business' and get knocked down by a drifter in a cossie... sue them, sue the company for putting you at risk... and then retire..
Remember... where theres blame theres a claim
3k is hardly a lot in this day and age.... 3k over 3 years, without loan protection is around £95 a month.
What do you need the 3k for anyway ?
Sell pictures of your bird on e-bay.... seems to be a lot of that going on at the moment.
Alternatively get another job....
You could do what Chip does and runs Polish whores... the only problem with them is their under arm hair and pubes dont arf block up the plug hole quick
Use your Press Persona to blag free stuff from suppliers and then flog it on e-bay
Do an insurance scam, the whole Burberry World is on it... New TV's New HiFi etc....
Get bitten by a dangerous dog and then sue the owner...
Look for broken paving stones on your local high street and then make a claim...
Go to Ace Cafe on 'business' and get knocked down by a drifter in a cossie... sue them, sue the company for putting you at risk... and then retire..
Remember... where theres blame theres a claim
3k is hardly a lot in this day and age.... 3k over 3 years, without loan protection is around £95 a month.
What do you need the 3k for anyway ?
and i can blag stuff and then flog it, its a sackable offense!
the thing is with getting another job is that i cant guarantee what hours/days a week i can work.
and i want the cash to do myt direct access bike test, then buy/insure a bike.
cheaper to run that a car lol, and will be muck quicker to get to work lol
16-05-2006, 08:53 AM
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to earn 3k from one of those drug testing programs you would either have to do an extremly dangerous one like those elephant people or an extremly long one which lasts over a month!
16-05-2006, 09:28 AM
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16-05-2006, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by fudgeass
Originally Posted by Thrush
Originally Posted by fudgeass
Originally Posted by Thrush
Do overtime at work?
but do we get paid for it?
DO WE FUCK!
Either that or become a hitman. 3k should be easy to get, probably only need one kill to get it
£3k per head
16-05-2006, 09:59 AM
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Go up into your loft.
Drag out all your old books, posters, magazines, videos, CD's, records, and toys (Not the Kind Vibrate), etc.
Then get it all listed on ebay!
Depending on how much junk you have up there you should get yourself nearly there with that lot!
Drag out all your old books, posters, magazines, videos, CD's, records, and toys (Not the Kind Vibrate), etc.
Then get it all listed on ebay!
Depending on how much junk you have up there you should get yourself nearly there with that lot!
16-05-2006, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Sheldy
Go up into your loft.
Drag out all your old books, posters, magazines, videos, CD's, records, and toys (Not the Kind Vibrate), etc.
Then get it all listed on ebay!
Depending on how much junk you have up there you should get yourself nearly there with that lot!
Drag out all your old books, posters, magazines, videos, CD's, records, and toys (Not the Kind Vibrate), etc.
Then get it all listed on ebay!
Depending on how much junk you have up there you should get yourself nearly there with that lot!
so counts that out lol.
looking like a 2nd job is approaching
how much do paper boys get?
16-05-2006, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by St3V3_C
Originally Posted by fudgeass
how much do RENT boys get?
Dude, there must be another way, I'd hate to see your life go that way.
16-05-2006, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by fudgeass
hmm, not a bad idea, but we got a fixed rate for 2 years, and still got 1 year left on it.
and i kinda mentioned getting a loan to the missus, and to say shes not happy is a bit of an understatement...
arse
and i kinda mentioned getting a loan to the missus, and to say shes not happy is a bit of an understatement...
arse
16-05-2006, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by fudgeass
hmm, not a bad idea, but we got a fixed rate for 2 years, and still got 1 year left on it.
and i kinda mentioned getting a loan to the missus, and to say shes not happy is a bit of an understatement...
arse
and i kinda mentioned getting a loan to the missus, and to say shes not happy is a bit of an understatement...
arse
16-05-2006, 05:25 PM
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Your asking a bunch of ford owners how to make 3k in short space of time !!
How about: You take out a £1,000 loan, buy a laptop and join the navy. Then you can do you work on the laptop post your work via email. You don't have to worry about paying rent as you live on a ship rent free with free meals. And the navy put all your money in a bank and your not going spend fuck all even if you want to as your in a ship out in the middle of no where.
You'll have to chuck your missis and that should also save you a fortune. There are a few downsides like you might blow your money on a few taiwanese hookers if you make port. And you'll have to spend out on presents for your new boyfriend on the ship too. And theres a small chance you could get hurt on the job i.e a nasty fall in the shower picking up the soap.
Your 3k will be more like 10 - 15k once you've worked there for a year but you wont have to worry about buying a bike as you'll already be one
!!How about: You take out a £1,000 loan, buy a laptop and join the navy. Then you can do you work on the laptop post your work via email. You don't have to worry about paying rent as you live on a ship rent free with free meals. And the navy put all your money in a bank and your not going spend fuck all even if you want to as your in a ship out in the middle of no where.
You'll have to chuck your missis and that should also save you a fortune. There are a few downsides like you might blow your money on a few taiwanese hookers if you make port. And you'll have to spend out on presents for your new boyfriend on the ship too. And theres a small chance you could get hurt on the job i.e a nasty fall in the shower picking up the soap.
Your 3k will be more like 10 - 15k once you've worked there for a year but you wont have to worry about buying a bike as you'll already be one
16-05-2006, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Drunken Master
Your asking a bunch of ford owners how to make 3k in short space of time !!
How about: You take out a £1,000 loan, buy a laptop and join the navy. Then you can do you work on the laptop post your work via email. You don't have to worry about paying rent as you live on a ship rent free with free meals. And the navy put all your money in a bank and your not going spend fuck all even if you want to as your in a ship out in the middle of no where.
You'll have to chuck your missis and that should also save you a fortune. There are a few downsides like you might blow your money on a few taiwanese hookers if you make port. And you'll have to spend out on presents for your new boyfriend on the ship too. And theres a small chance you could get hurt or the job i.e a nasty fall in the shower picking up the soap.
Your 3k will be more like 10 - 15k once you've worked there for a year but you wont have to worry about buying a bike as you'll already be one
!!How about: You take out a £1,000 loan, buy a laptop and join the navy. Then you can do you work on the laptop post your work via email. You don't have to worry about paying rent as you live on a ship rent free with free meals. And the navy put all your money in a bank and your not going spend fuck all even if you want to as your in a ship out in the middle of no where.
You'll have to chuck your missis and that should also save you a fortune. There are a few downsides like you might blow your money on a few taiwanese hookers if you make port. And you'll have to spend out on presents for your new boyfriend on the ship too. And theres a small chance you could get hurt or the job i.e a nasty fall in the shower picking up the soap.
Your 3k will be more like 10 - 15k once you've worked there for a year but you wont have to worry about buying a bike as you'll already be one
lmfao
quote of the week for me mate
good plan tho, apart from the whole bumming bit
16-05-2006, 07:08 PM
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Easy, you were close with the rent boy idea
step 1. Go to your local blue oyster bar, acost one of the regular bandits, drop summat in his drink.
step 2. next thing he knows he's waking up in your garden shed getting his back doors smashed in by another bandit who's paid you £150 for it
step 3. lock shed and repeat step 2 until you've earn 3k or step 1 if the bandit needs replacing due to over use.
Failing that, pimp out the missus
step 1. Go to your local blue oyster bar, acost one of the regular bandits, drop summat in his drink.
step 2. next thing he knows he's waking up in your garden shed getting his back doors smashed in by another bandit who's paid you £150 for it
step 3. lock shed and repeat step 2 until you've earn 3k or step 1 if the bandit needs replacing due to over use.
Failing that, pimp out the missus
16-05-2006, 07:14 PM
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Does seem a bit of a dull idea in the first place to me
Buying something you dont need when you can't afford it anyway
I'd not bother......just stick it on a credit card or take out a small bank loan if you do, seems a bad idea mind!
Buying something you dont need when you can't afford it anyway
I'd not bother......just stick it on a credit card or take out a small bank loan if you do, seems a bad idea mind!
16-05-2006, 08:00 PM
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Buy a cosse shell with logbook.
Get it insured as a complete car on a laid up policy then cut the ID out the shell, get it crushed and report the theft
Get it insured as a complete car on a laid up policy then cut the ID out the shell, get it crushed and report the theft
17-05-2006, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by fudgeass
ok, after talking to the loan wife,a credit card is out of the question i'll see if i can get a second job i guess as a rent boy, but thats gonna be impossible.
fookiin hate having no willy
fookiin hate having no willy
17-05-2006, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by pee vee
Originally Posted by fudgeass
ok, after talking to the loan wife,a credit card is out of the question i'll see if i can get a second job i guess as a rent boy, but thats gonna be impossible.
fookiin hate having no willy
fookiin hate having no willy
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C*NT!
put the kettle on, ill be round in a bit to kick you in the bollocks!
