Localish to the Middlesbrough/Acklam area fancy doing me a favour?

PM please

 

Sounds like a job lol sounds dodgy

 

No violence involved, just need some big/scary looking types to be present (e.g. bottom of the drive) when I make a visit to somebody, as I aint exactly the biggest person on the planet and this blokes quite big

Theres a few pints in it for anybody who can help...

 

sorry im in surrey or would help

 

Who ,where and why ????

 

Who: My g/fs's ex
Where: Acklam
When: Weekend some point...

Why: he's hassling her big time and has been for some time now, sending her rather hurtful texts, spreading crap about here etc. Just want to go for a quiet chat, if he sees some big blokes hanging about he'll think I mean business and hopefully quit with the shit.

 

Hire the A-TEAM

 

LOL

 

fool i aint getting on no plane

 

u up for it clive ??

grab jacko aswell ??

im game ??


beef

 

aye
lol

but it aint fooking right what hes doing by the sound of it
should just leave the lass alone if there not together

any more info mate ,

is this gonna open a can of worms if u do this ??

he gonna pester u more ??

 

can arrange for the best part of a door firm if needed, they do charge but A1 service,

is it just the knee caps, or elbows too

 

Doubtful he'll pester me mate, he doesn't even know my full name, what I look like or where I live plus he's got too much to loose that nothing would come of it; plus it's only going to be a friendly warning, nothing sinister...quick chat, put him into his place, couple of big guys in the background to make it look as though I mean business with an "I'll be back" style ending if he tries anything else

 

shit infinity , ill tag along just to c the fooker cry lol

although come to think of it , i can think of one or two naughty people know who would probably enjoy said punishments lol

 

u big shit bag...sort him out yourself tbh

 

pmsl at this thread ...give him some shit!!

 

id go and talk to him on your own first and if he is still being a dick about then use other means

 

he'll probs get a hiding if he goes alone by the sound of it

 

buy a taser 500/0000 volts yup that is five hundred thousand volts

its only amps that kill you unless you have a heart condition THEN DEAD ..but still job done

illegal in the uk ..get five years if caught with one so i have been told

they only take 2 - 9 volt square batterys

if memory serves me well

 

anyone else thinking... Me, Myself & Irene

 

Hire one of those comedy sumo wrestler suits! Then, one of two things will happen:

1) He'll think you're huge, and wearing shiny brown clothes, and listen to you without beating you.

2) He'll think you're a moron and beat you, but you won't receive quite so many injuries as if you'd worn normal clothes.

Win-win situation, surely?!

Good luck though, hope it all turns out ok!

 

pmsl @ wrestler idea

 

Pull up i a rangy as well all dressed in black youll look the bollocks

 

to be honest if our lass was getting abuse off a bloke id be going on my own, i couldnt help myself, i wouldnt care how big he was, its not a question of who's the biggest, its who's got the biggest heart, the old saying, its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the fight in the dog, springs to mind.

 

Grow up you fucking muppet
Get the girl to get a new phone number [her mobile provider will change the SIM/number FOC if she explains she is being harrassed]
If her ex is saying nasty things about her...well boohoohoo......fight fire with fire. She should do the same by saying his has a tiny dick/cant get it up/likes it up arse/wears womens clothes etc

 

Tell bigwelshlad he threatend to steal his fridge. He'll be round there in his 99" Calf steal toe cap boots.

 

daffyd springs to mind

 

Glad you cleared that up, cause without the slash in there that actually reads 5 million volts

 

i would be carefull . his dad might be bigger than yours . .

 

As said just get her 2 change her number, no point going round with blokes to have a quiet word as he wont take u seriously if u cant do it on ur own, and chances are will either not come out or fook off inside when he sees them.

Rumors dont mean fook all anyway so i wouldnt be bothered and as said change her number, is better anyway so any cock who previously would have had it wont now!

Had 2 do the same thing with the current gf as she was getting shit off ppl, changed her no. and job done.......kinda

 

No offence mate but if you go round there with big blokes standing at the bottom of the drive to "have a quiet word", anybody who has ever had any experience of violence with sense a mile away you are scared of him because you needed to bring your mates with you. He'll slam the door in your face and come looking for you when your mates arent there then when he finds you going to work one morning on your own you might find yourself in a big puddle of $hit and you dont have the proper shoes.

Do the sensible thing and let it roll and get your Mrs to change her number if you cant sort it out on your own.

 

She's prob still taking length from him






Sorry couldn't resist


I'd say have a word first (like someone else said) then if he keeps on get some mates involved.

 

Just go round , when he opens the door , kick him in the nuts and run like fook

Then call him up and say if he keeps at it you will keep going round unexpected and do it again

Paul

 

if he dont know what you look like just go round when he answers the door bang him one then tell him he knows what its for.

Gaz

 

PMSL

 

No time for your Jibba Jabba Fool

 

Thats just had me in stitches

 

honestly,, if you came to my door with a couple of big guys at the end of my drive i wouldnt think twice about smashing you,,, as i would know your a pussy

 

that brought tear's to my eye's