Gee

A rabbit and a snake are living togther in the jungle. The poor creatures are
blind and orphaned.
They are happy with their little lives and help each other get by. One day the
rabbit turns to the snake and says
" I'd really like to know what species I am, I've never known who I really am"
The snake nodds his head in agreement
" I too, says the snake, dont know what species I am, maybe we could help each
other. I'll run myself all over your body
and let you know what you are, then you can do the same to me"
So the snake, slithers all over the rabbit.
" Well, says the snake, you are fluffy, you have a twitchy nose, long ears and a
little bob tail, I'd say you are a little fluffy bunny rabbit"
The rabbit is thrilled, and does the same to the snake.
" Well, says the rabbit, you are slimy, slithery, you have no backbone and no
balls, I'd say you were either a team leader or senior management."

nomad

reminds me about the same type of joke between a rabbit and a toad, toad got the rabbit right but when the rabbit felt the toad it was
big head,hmm
big mouth, hmm huge mouth,
big head big mouth i know he exclaimed,
your a COCKNEY
cheers nomad ps no offence to cockneys