3 pages and still going.......

FPMSL.....great stuff

Shouldn't this be in the MUPPET room tho.......its just pointless tho

 

Neither of these excuses qualify in Daves book.... you are a potential target, dead or alive......


He's only 19, stays in his bedroom nearly all the time, only going to Blockbuster occasionally to get the New Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVD's

Oh and he does go to comic book fairs and Sci-Fi Conventions.....


We all know him on here, as we've grown up with him, and our parents brought us up not to pick on people who are 'special' which is why everyone lets him get away with his rantings.

We think once he meets the right girl and starts having a meaningful relationship and perhaps even intimacy with a woman on a regular basis that he will calm down and his outbursts will subside.


He did have a girlfriend once, in fact she did look a lot like 'SweatySocks' but one day his mum called him down from his room to read him a note from this young lady which said he'd met a man named Richard who had such a large chin it made oral sex such a pleasure that she was leaving Dave forever.......

But I think it was the PS that cut him up the most......

It just read....

'Dave... you have a small penis and it smells......'

The whole shame of his mum reading this note out to him has meant he is VERY bitter towards pretty girls.

I hope this has gone some way to explaining his rather nasty behaviour on this post.

So if you are ever in Kent and you see a spotty nineteen year old shuffling through the rain to 'Blockbuster' in his brown brinylon slacks and brown parka.... just give him a wave and shout 'Alright Dave'....

All he really wants are some friends......

 

Great.

If there's anything the Internet needs more of it's beamer drivers abusing the popularity of forums to pimp around pics of their rought 15 year old car tarts for free.

Well done the female race applaud you.

 

@ neilm

 

@Neil

 

neilm lol i thought so x

 

Neil, and I though I had too much time on my hands today at work!

 

 

who is that dog on the beemer?

 

i love these post absoulute quality


dave/franco does she take it in the glitter???

 

shes got a forum on her site as well

 

superb!!!! just as the afternoon was beginning to look dull!



xx hun

 

 

"Feel free to join my fan club forum, ask me questions and find out what I am up to!

Also your chance to be the first for sneak previews from my most recent shoots!"

Fan club, why the fuck would you possibly think you might have a fan club?

and

I take it by "most recent shoots" you mean when you got someone to take some pictures of you with their mobile because that's about the quality of them

 

Thank you to people who have said Hi n to the people who have had constructive things to say and attempted to make people welcome..

OH
to those who r foul mouthed n moronic Thank you for making me laugh lol

 

sit on them

 

absolutely FPMSL ... you lot...





and ouch - did you claim on the insurance or were you 3rd party when that happened?

 

Nice lighting in that one. Makes your forehead look lovely and shiney

 

i was more concerned about the RTA that had made her all wonky

 

Oh yeah, I didnt even notice that. I was blinded by the forehead

 

afpmsl....you have got to love fridays on passionford....theres a post like this every week

 

FPMSL... good ol meguairs

 

 

WTF everyones stopped on here, come on must be something left to drag out this thread still

 

i never stopped...

you should always flog a dead horse for as long as possible

 

nice puppies

 

One for Dave in his bedroom.....

Dont worry Dave, its Friday, mummy does the Friday big shop tonight which means she can stock up on those tissues you like so much, the ones with the balm in them.... so your little winkle doesnt get chapped when you're enyoying 'Sweatysocks' pictures......

 

How many of you handsome fellas have joined the 'Sweatysocks Forum' then ?

 

FPMSL - so you're a fan of daves work then neil

 

looks just like a chav there... oh wait I see the error of my ways

 

Love it......

 

im glad the burds up here dont have ickle tea cakes like that

i need at least a hanfull

that forehead looks big ebuff for me to do my crossword on

 

yer but no but yer but right

 

your all so nice aint ya....

 

i am, id do ya! dont care what they say about you being a chav

 

pmsl...

 

id even forgive you for sitting on a beemer

 

Some people on here are pretty harsh!

No need to be nasty on a personal level, in all honesty.

 

lol