HELLO SEXY PEOPLE
#122
Originally Posted by sexy xr2i
i hope your not refering to me being a trout? asyou dont know me or seen me and i havent done anything to affend you x
Neither of these excuses qualify in Daves book.... you are a potential target, dead or alive......
He's only 19, stays in his bedroom nearly all the time, only going to Blockbuster occasionally to get the New Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVD's
Oh and he does go to comic book fairs and Sci-Fi Conventions.....
We all know him on here, as we've grown up with him, and our parents brought us up not to pick on people who are 'special' which is why everyone lets him get away with his rantings.
We think once he meets the right girl and starts having a meaningful relationship and perhaps even intimacy with a woman on a regular basis that he will calm down and his outbursts will subside.
He did have a girlfriend once, in fact she did look a lot like 'SweatySocks' but one day his mum called him down from his room to read him a note from this young lady which said he'd met a man named Richard who had such a large chin it made oral sex such a pleasure that she was leaving Dave forever.......
But I think it was the PS that cut him up the most......
It just read....
'Dave... you have a small penis and it smells......'
The whole shame of his mum reading this note out to him has meant he is VERY bitter towards pretty girls.
I hope this has gone some way to explaining his rather nasty behaviour on this post.
So if you are ever in Kent and you see a spotty nineteen year old shuffling through the rain to 'Blockbuster' in his brown brinylon slacks and brown parka.... just give him a wave and shout 'Alright Dave'....
All he really wants are some friends......
#123
Great.
If there's anything the Internet needs more of it's beamer drivers abusing the popularity of forums to pimp around pics of their rought 15 year old car tarts for free.
Well done the female race applaud you.
If there's anything the Internet needs more of it's beamer drivers abusing the popularity of forums to pimp around pics of their rought 15 year old car tarts for free.
Well done the female race applaud you.
#130
Re: HELLO SEXY PEOPLE
Originally Posted by sexysox
Hiya everyone, Mattie told me i should put a post in to say hi so here i am
HHHHHEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOO
All My Love SexySox
www.sexysox.co.uk
HHHHHEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOO
All My Love SexySox
www.sexysox.co.uk
#135
"Feel free to join my fan club forum, ask me questions and find out what I am up to!
Also your chance to be the first for sneak previews from my most recent shoots!"
Fan club, why the fuck would you possibly think you might have a fan club?
and
I take it by "most recent shoots" you mean when you got someone to take some pictures of you with their mobile because that's about the quality of them
Also your chance to be the first for sneak previews from my most recent shoots!"
Fan club, why the fuck would you possibly think you might have a fan club?
and
I take it by "most recent shoots" you mean when you got someone to take some pictures of you with their mobile because that's about the quality of them
#136
Thank you to people who have said Hi n to the people who have had constructive things to say and attempted to make people welcome..
OH
to those who r foul mouthed n moronic Thank you for making me laugh lol
OH
to those who r foul mouthed n moronic Thank you for making me laugh lol
#139
Originally Posted by ScORTED
absolutely FPMSL ... you lot...
and ouch - did you claim on the insurance or were you 3rd party when that happened?
and ouch - did you claim on the insurance or were you 3rd party when that happened?
#143
Originally Posted by 89XR2
Originally Posted by ScORTED
i was more concerned about the RTA that had made her all wonky
#148
One for Dave in his bedroom.....
Dont worry Dave, its Friday, mummy does the Friday big shop tonight which means she can stock up on those tissues you like so much, the ones with the balm in them.... so your little winkle doesnt get chapped when you're enyoying 'Sweatysocks' pictures......
#150
Originally Posted by neilm
One for Dave in his bedroom.....
Dont worry Dave, its Friday, mummy does the Friday big shop tonight which means she can stock up on those tissues you like so much, the ones with the balm in them.... so your little winkle doesnt get chapped when you're enyoying 'Sweatysocks' pictures......
#153
Originally Posted by ScORTED
looks just like a chav there... oh wait I see the error of my ways
i need at least a hanfull
that forehead looks big ebuff for me to do my crossword on