righthooker

A little light hearted humour. . .

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was
>enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't
>strong enough to nick one, the husband went to his doctor and told him
>that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
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>The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would
>fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to
>go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the
>can up to his ear and count to 10.
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>The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the
>world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my
>ear is going to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the
>doctor.
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>So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the
>can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he
>paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
>counting on his other hand...
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>This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, Sunderland,
>Barnsley, Aberdeen and anywhere in Wales

GTechR

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