Big G

Stupid bint of a neighbour thinks she has the divine right to the space outside her house, and if she cant will try and squeeze in the closet available spot, so here she comes just now in her £50k Merc company car courtesy thing as she sells em(why did i leave my camera at work)
Van outside my house, space, next doors Stunto.
Up the kerb to try and forward park, down the kerb close to the stunto, giving it opposite lock the Merc shunts the Stunto, she shits herself, reverses scuffing the alloys and dinks the van.
I goes out, no marks on the van, slight mark on the beat up Stunto, scratches to the Mercs front bumper and big scuffs to the front alloy.
I giggles and said "You owe your boss a blow job" while walking back in the house

Stupid bint, never rated her anyway

Greg Shepherd

I giggles and said "You owe your boss a blow job" while walking back in the house



now that is quality

dojj

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LOL

Ad4m RST

had a similar thing happen to me at a BP station, bird in her big toyota 4x4 started reversing because pump she was at was out of service. Now being in a lil world of her own (and fookin high up in that thing) she didn't see me behind filling up my shitty runabout, i slammed the horn but was too late and she twatted the corner of mine....she then shit herself floored it forward and hit one of the little bollards before the pumps

I ended up with a little mark on the bumper, she ripped off a mudflap and put a nice dent on the front of her company car.

Keith B

Your S2 looks good in those pics Adam

charlie luciano

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Neighbours mate! they can be a right pain in the arse, i broke my hand hitting one once!


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EssexMikeSi

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i had some girl reverse into my rs turbo b4 shortly before it come off the road autumn last yr. she went back into her space and got out and come over and was lookin at my front bumper as i got out. she'd left big scuff on it, the car had been cleaned and polished that morning aswell and was gleaming. she started fooking balling it!!!! lol, sayin im so sorry etc, ive ruined ya mint escort lol. i was like thats ok dont worry bout it, i'll let ya off, to whcih i got huge hug and a 'im so sorry' lol

she wasnt to know it was just bout to be reshelled and i didnt care lol

Ad4m RST

Thanks mate, doesn't really look like that now though

been doing a lot of work on it....

Dan

Yup!