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Old 11-03-2006 | 10:42 PM
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HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA.

Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them.


WHAT HAPPENED?

On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth.

The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible.

He told Rael that:

"We were the ones who designed all life on earth"
"You mistook us for gods"
"We were at the origin of your main religions"
"Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy"

THE MESSAGES

The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"). Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe.

Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation.

And most important of all, download and read the free e-book, "Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers" the book which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world.

For more information visit http://www.rael.org and discover the truth about our origins.
Old 11-03-2006 | 10:43 PM
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What?
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If I give you all my money can you guarantee me a seat on the mothership home?

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Ok, now I have read it properly, kindly fuck off and spam some other bulletin board.

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Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers
FFS you nutters kill people with and for your misguided idiotic bullshit.

Ohhh, look something i don't understand, god must have created it whooop de fucking do
Old 11-03-2006 | 10:48 PM
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u prematurely dropped ur load, and got the whole world pregnant?
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So you're telling me that roughly 3 million years ago, we (the Human race) got cloned and put on this planet?

What about the fact that we have been proven to evolve from primates (Homo Erectus and such like)?

Are you really than guillable to believe that shit?
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Homo Erectus
Now ur talking? ur place or mine?
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I knew that was coming!!!
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and there was me going to church tomorrow in my nice new suit,

when all i have to do is watch the x-files and i can see god in the flesh



















now bugger off you arsehole
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To the ladies - if u ever want to see god in the flesh - get in touch...

Daz, why are u NEVER on msn now, or have u blocked me cos i talk too much shit?
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you put in Google "Raelian Message" and this guys been everywhere with a forum,


FFS thats dedication, i'll give him that
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To the ladies - if u ever want to see god in the flesh - get in touch...

Daz, why are u NEVER on msn now, or have u blocked me cos i talk too much shit?
Sorry mate! I haven't blocked anyone, I just rarely use it anymore!!

I'll sign in now if it makes you feel better?
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Daz.... nothing here...
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How about now!
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hell yea, thats what im talking about - lads - i bid u good night,..
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mr raelian 1.....



have you been taking drugs and if so what are they because i would like some
Old 12-03-2006 | 12:19 AM
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I think u should all step back and think he has as much proof as any one lol.And aa for we came from apes im not sure if there is enuf prof to say we did for sure.No im not saying we came from aleins or i belive it but there is no prof end of.Next ul be saying we really did go to the moon lol
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oh we definatly didnt go to the moon....well not the first time anyways
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i went there yestyerday. Proove i didnt.
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simple...i know for a fact there are no wifi hotspots on the moon but you were posting on here



i therefore have proven you wernt on the moon
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i went there yestyerday. Proove i didnt.
Partly cos ud need a 4 foot thick lead space suit to walk on the moon and i think itll be a bit heavy its just radiation.I mean if they have thin suits that can why arnt we cleaning up chenoble etc spelling?
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Originally Posted by ECOSNIGE
Originally Posted by Rick
i went there yestyerday. Proove i didnt.
Partly cos ud need a 4 foot thick lead space suit to walk on the moon and i think itll be a bit heavy its just radiation.I mean if they have thin suits that can why arnt we cleaning up chenoble etc spelling?
I am confused by ur 4 foot thick lead comment. Are u infact suggesting that the moon has a similar gamma ray count to that of a nucleur reactor?
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I dont really know much but i belive its mega radation up there mate.Well i like to watch documentorys wheter there true or not who knows cos i dont lol but i buy it.
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I know it's spam and I'm supposed to delete the thread, but it made me laugh so lets spread some of that Raleian joy and let everyone else enjoy it too

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some good pics there ....
although unfortunatly Raelian1 wont be able to contact anyone else ....

i am god
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raelian 1 goes to the petrol station and says to the pump.....

take me to your leader




what the fuck,.....im not niave enough tothink there no other life form anywhere, but come on,...if they created us, why wait 3 million years to get in touch

hahahahaha
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Brilliant - absolutely brilliant!
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Oh my God, what a looney toon
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I belive this guy, he is cool, i want to go to the planet blisstonia like on the simpsons.

The moon landings though, hmm...
http://www.apfn.org/apfn/moon.htm
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That's the earliest I have ever heard the cuckoo......usually mid April
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All sounds a bit Charles Manson to me!
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I've thought about this theory before.... but it don't make sence when you run back thru it.

if we are engineered and made to suit a purpose etc, then then fucks the evolution theory up, we didn't evolve to this, we where made like this...

but then who made our makers ?! they MUST have evolved into what they are to make us.... which means we MAY have evolved too, meaning we MAY NOT have been made like this...
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For more information visit http://www.rael.org and discover the truth about our origins.
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