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Old 02-03-2006, 08:56 PM
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Black guy goes into the doc's & says that he can't stop jogging.

The doc then puts 2 lines of white powder on his desk and tells him to snort them.

This he does, and low-and-behold he immediately stops still !!

"Fuck me! Is that cocaine?" he says.

"No" replies the doc ...............................................








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Old 02-03-2006, 08:57 PM
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would of kept that one to myself
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i just spat fosters ice all over the screen..
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Originally Posted by AdsCapri2
would of kept that one to myself
But you thought you'd comment anyway
Old 02-03-2006, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by AdsCapri2
would of kept that one to myself
just a joke no harm done
Old 03-03-2006, 02:45 PM
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heard it before but still

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Old 03-03-2006, 02:52 PM
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classic that one




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