uncovered the S1 over the weekend and.........
20-02-2006, 03:18 PM
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it does happen apparantly, and often as they come through the vents it chops the odd leg off and that goes into your eye or sometimes your mouth as you scream then the mutilated spider runs around on your face laying eggs in all the orifices it can find.
20-02-2006, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by ballin
it does happen apparantly, and often as they come through the vents it chops the odd leg off and that goes into your eye or sometimes your mouth as you scream then the mutilated spider runs around on your face laying eggs in all the orifices it can find.
If i can't find it......i have decided to do the following......
1) seal up car tottaly and then fill with water via sunroof.......flush the bugger out....
2) take engine out and (wearing a fire proof....10" thick 'space suit type' suit......poke around all holes until finding such 'beast', set light to touch paper and step back knowing that teh smile on its face will soon be wiped off face of earth!!!
3) drop car off cliff into lake.....submerge for approx 12months until i then decide it is safe to come out again...... (will probably find that the arachnid has been living quite happily and un-disturbed in a bubble for that time amount of time!! )
4) sell car, DON'T tell new owner and be preapred to lie and sweat when they ask me if the car has any hidden gremlins!!!!!
20-02-2006, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by R4N S S
Rich -
stop scaring Keith - he will be cowering nervous wreck everytime he goes near the car
stop scaring Keith - he will be cowering nervous wreck everytime he goes near the car
keith spots spider....keith says to passenger "hold the wheel....i'm off" (last seen jumping out of sunroof as the 80mph speeding tarmac seems safer than staying with that 'thing')
20-02-2006, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by R4N S S
Rich -
stop scaring Keith - he will be cowering nervous wreck everytime he goes near the car
stop scaring Keith - he will be cowering nervous wreck everytime he goes near the car
keith spots spider....keith says to passenger "hold the wheel....i'm off" (last seen jumping out of sunroof as the 80mph speeding tarmac seems safer than staying with that 'thing')
Took me 20 minutes to get back in and the car was never the same again!
I've nothing else to say but...
20-02-2006, 10:40 PM
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I was once told by a friend in Aussie that there was a big spider in there car
I borrowed the car drove it home
got home turned on playstation, was playing for a few mins when my flat mates came home. They introduced me to one of the girls who had arrived and she just shouted, SPIDER! and i looked on my shoulder and the massive fucker was right there!!!
Ripped off my jumped in a special move
and stamped the fucker to bits
RW
I borrowed the car drove it home
got home turned on playstation, was playing for a few mins when my flat mates came home. They introduced me to one of the girls who had arrived and she just shouted, SPIDER! and i looked on my shoulder and the massive fucker was right there!!!
Ripped off my jumped in a special move
and stamped the fucker to bitsRW
21-02-2006, 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Steven_RW
I was once told by a friend in Aussie that there was a big spider in there car
I borrowed the car drove it home
got home turned on playstation, was playing for a few mins when my flat mates came home. They introduced me to one of the girls who had arrived and she just shouted, SPIDER! and i looked on my shoulder and the massive fucker was right there!!!
Ripped off my jumped in a special move and stamped the fucker to bits
RW
I borrowed the car drove it home
got home turned on playstation, was playing for a few mins when my flat mates came home. They introduced me to one of the girls who had arrived and she just shouted, SPIDER! and i looked on my shoulder and the massive fucker was right there!!!
Ripped off my jumped in a special move
and stamped the fucker to bitsRW
Went to the beds meet last night........they wanted pictures of the star that is guarding the S1!!!
NO WAY am i popping bonnet when dark....just incase the poxy thing is crawling under neath the bonnet towards my hand!!!
i'll get my mum to do it!!!
(p.s. i am actually 27 years old!!)
21-02-2006, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted by UBster
Originally Posted by keithG666
Originally Posted by R4N S S
Rich -
stop scaring Keith - he will be cowering nervous wreck everytime he goes near the car
stop scaring Keith - he will be cowering nervous wreck everytime he goes near the car
keith spots spider....keith says to passenger "hold the wheel....i'm off" (last seen jumping out of sunroof as the 80mph speeding tarmac seems safer than staying with that 'thing')
Took me 20 minutes to get back in and the car was never the same again!
21-02-2006, 07:38 AM
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you big girls blouse
wanna borrow my ninja sword? its a big fooker, with 2 throwing spikes in te scabbard, as well as 2 throwing knifes as well, just in case
wanna borrow my ninja sword? its a big fooker, with 2 throwing spikes in te scabbard, as well as 2 throwing knifes as well, just in case
21-02-2006, 07:59 AM
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you big girls blouse
wanna borrow my ninja sword? its a big fooker, with 2 throwing spikes in te scabbard, as well as 2 throwing knifes as well, just in case
wanna borrow my ninja sword? its a big fooker, with 2 throwing spikes in te scabbard, as well as 2 throwing knifes as well, just in case
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21-02-2006, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by D19 STE
Originally Posted by Gra
you big girls blouse
wanna borrow my ninja sword? its a big fooker, with 2 throwing spikes in te scabbard, as well as 2 throwing knifes as well, just in case
wanna borrow my ninja sword? its a big fooker, with 2 throwing spikes in te scabbard, as well as 2 throwing knifes as well, just in case
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do you think whoever i sell to will be suspicious when they ask me to pop the bonnet and i refuse point blank????
21-02-2006, 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by D19 STE
Originally Posted by Gra
you big girls blouse
wanna borrow my ninja sword? its a big fooker, with 2 throwing spikes in te scabbard, as well as 2 throwing knifes as well, just in case
wanna borrow my ninja sword? its a big fooker, with 2 throwing spikes in te scabbard, as well as 2 throwing knifes as well, just in case
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do you think whoever i sell to will be suspicious when they ask me to pop the bonnet and i refuse point blank????
Just tell them its soo shiney under there it would hurt their eyes mean while take up some self defence classes to protect yourself from your new mate 
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