Lol - even when i was doing degree level atomic physics - i STILL got the numbers mixed up

But yea, in a long long long long time, say 100 years, everything will be made of iron. Or if it's an escort sill, a lot sooner...

 

A jiffy is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. Thus the saying, I will be there in a jiffy.

The first domain name ever registered was Symbolics.com on March 15, 1985

The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that it breaks the sound barrier. The crack of the whip is actually a tiny sonic boom

When the Galileo Probe entered Jupiter's atmosphere, it was traveling at a speed of 106,000 miles per hour. This is the fastest impact speed ever achieved by a man-made object

 

You muppet, you fucked that up didn't you

Thats supposed to be "95% of STATISTICS are made up on the spot"

 

well theres something i didnt know

 

the most beer is drunk on friday nights

 

Same difference

 

The average office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet.

 

Yes mate

OR, we were talking at our club meet with GurnE, AlexD etc. about another night out over here, Spiky usually comes over when we do go out, and you are more than welcome

We'll let you know.

 

sounds like a plan,,, might even bring her in doors

 

Liverpool haven't beaten ManUre in the FA cup in 80+ years..... but they did today

 

Alan Smith (man utd) broke his leg & dislocated his ankle whilst playing in a match against the cheating Liver-poo on the 18 Feb 2006

 

There wasn't a Liverpool player near him when he did it to himself.... can't expect sympathy for that!

 

My girlfriend likes anal

 

Interesting Russell, does she then fart your man fat into a glass and sup it down?

 

the distance between your wrist and elbow it the same size as your feet

 

you know her well then

 

the filthest place in a indian resturaunt is generally the bowlof mints as most blokes go tot he toilet dont wash there hands and then have a mint as they leave apparantly

 

football is shit

 

i have probably got the biggest beer gut here ! FACT !

 

bigwelsh lad its exactly double the weight of me

 

This is true

 

WTC7 is the only steel framed building to fall due to fire ever.

 

I thought it was the 3rd, with the twin towers being the 1st and 2nd.

 

No, this is VERY true.

 

was waitin for someone to say somethin' lol

 

wish he would stfu too

 

FFS, from the minute i saw fatwelshfuck posted on here about how much of a monstrosity he is AGAIN i was gonna put that as my fact, and now i see everyones beat me to it

It does my head in tho, 95% of his posts are about it, and we dont give a fuck

Heres a good one i got from watching Mythbusters on Discovery Channel (great prog )
If you are being shot at, swim underwater, bullets lose so much speed as they hit water you dont have to be that far under to not be hurt.
In fact, the more powerful supersonic weapons can barely hurt you even if you was only slighlty under water, as the bullets just explode into lil bits the second they hot the water.
They tried tons of guns, even the mental 50calibre sniper rifles that can take your head clean off from a mile away did fuck all, the bullets disintergrate the moment they hit the water.

 

We will end up having the biggest fookin wind turbines in our village, than anywhere else!

Hopfully this will not be fact!

 

If a nano second was a real second, a second would be 32 years long.

 

but happy!

 

wicked program,, and i was shocked as too the results of that shooting one

 

Interesting fact - If you piss into the wind, You WILL get wet

 

95% of people will believe anything they read on the internet

 

penguins do have knees

 

No one has ever died as a direct result from a cannabis overdose

 

but many have hung themself from weed induced psychosis

 

Sad but true.

 

So that's like saying no-one ever died from driving a car...










It was that they then hit a tree. God damn those dangerous trees.

 

No mate. Direct result IE:

Cannabis overdose caused someone to die of the body shutting down etc.