Just popped out for a quick smoke only to be harrassed by some bird with a big camera with ITV plastered all over it. She asked me what I thought about the pkans for the goverment to take back part of the running of the rail networks. Well after being delayed by half an hour this morning alone I had a right old rant, saying I think it's a PLAN!

She said cheers, told me it was a good view and that it migth be shown on telly later tonight.








FUCK. I work for Network Rail. Let's hope my boss doesn't see it or else I'm outta here lol.

 

good work lass!

alex

 

fook it there always another job!
and then theres smirnoff on tap....lol

 

PMSL

 

i think u better start saying to ur job

 

Ahh youll be fine he probably wont even take any of it if he does watch it...lol

 

Good Work Darlin see you in the job queue

 

deny everything.. It's your idential twin

 

flash your baps at him and will be well

 

Does you're boss actually know who you are though

 

Thats class, did the ITV crew know your worked for em? lol

 

 

lol @ the little wave. Cheers for your confidence Mike!

Justin: Mmmmmmmmmmmm... on tap

Davey: I'll see you there

Yeah my boss knows who I am. I'm the one who's argumentive and late all the time (It's them damn trains I tell ya!)

D&G, truth be told probably. I did have my network rail pass around my neck at the time. Rah. It's not even Monday morning. I have NO excuse lol.

We'll see how it goes tomorrow. Hopefully they won't use it!

 

Did you finish your rant by shouting the word "FACT" at a really high volume, and in an aggressive manner?

 

Sheet. I say that a lot don't I?! Jesus. People at work take the piss and now you've picked up on it. Time for me to trade in Rah, Fact and Plano for some new words

 

FACT!

 

PMSL @ you

 

Worked in a carpet shop a few years back, just started the job and had given a price to a bloke, 2 weeks later he came back and wanted the stuff but we had sold out. He said he wanted something of the same quality but at a discount and to get the manager!!!

I went out to chubb (my manager) and told him, thinking I was going to get a bollocking.

Chubb told me to tell the bloke that the manager said " f*ck off, he should have put a deposit down and not to waste his time!" as we turned around the guy was standing listening. at this point my boss said to me " no need i think the twat heard me". The guy walked away red faced and never came back.

My old boss was a 19 stone skin head hero

 

Pmsl,

its cooshty tho Cola, u have a talent most of us havent got.......u get any job u go for and ure never jobless for more than a few days

 

Now thats a FACT ..sorry Darlin

 

what do you do on network rail cola??

mark

 

lol @ Matt. Unfortunately my boss is 4 foot 10 (literally) and about 6 stone wet through.

And Dave/Davey, good point but I'm rapidly running out of companies lol.

Mark, I work in IT yawwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.. ut it pays well

 

You could always do admin for SCC and make tea.....lol

 

they wont sack you as they need all the people they can get at the moment

regards mark

 

Cola, what do you do for Network Rail ??

We (the company i work for) managed the network for them

 

PMSL ////
P45 in the post!!!!
will watch the telly later and c!!!

 

Bob, I'd be the rough harrassed one with unstraightened hair!

Oh so it's YOUR fault Adam! I work in local IT. Manage all the sites in London.

 

if you are on tv and have probs at work in the morn....we should start the save Cola campaign!!!!
!!!

 

Ha Ha. Bless you! I've thought about it though, if I do get caught I'll just say the edited it!

Would be a bloody good edit though!

 

just say what Shaggy says....it wasnt me

 

You don't work on the 4C's help desk do ya ?

 

doesnt shaggy say ' Zikes scooby'
lol

 

LOL

 

think i just seen you on the news mate lol

 

Thats funny, you'll be ok!

 

anyone recorded it

 

Gaz I hope you're joking!

lol @ Bob btw

Adam, Nah. I'm a Podium worker (ka boom tish)

Rudey, I actually hid my legitimate smoke down behind my back That's due to years of my mother saying 'for chrissake Cola, are there any pictures of you without a drink or a spliff in your hand?!'

No mum, apparently not!

 

:blonde:

or whatever your hair colour is this week!

 

PMSL @ Lewis. I'll take a brunette and a red