Worked in a carpet shop a few years back, just started the job and had given a price to a bloke, 2 weeks later he came back and wanted the stuff but we had sold out. He said he wanted something of the same quality but at a discount and to get the manager!!!

I went out to chubb (my manager) and told him, thinking I was going to get a bollocking.

Chubb told me to tell the bloke that the manager said " f*ck off, he should have put a deposit down and not to waste his time!" as we turned around the guy was standing listening. at this point my boss said to me " no need i think the twat heard me". The guy walked away red faced and never came back.

My old boss was a 19 stone skin head hero