whats going on ebay and whats just going i the bin

i got lots of usefull prezzies AND i still aint got me main present yet

worst thing i got this year was aftershave ,,,,,,,,,,, got DKNY, 2 versace ( blue jeans and baby blue jeans ( my favorite that ive not bothered getting for a few years ) they are all cool


SOME IGNORANT WANKER HAS THEN GOT ME FUCKING OLD CUNTING SPICE

I KNOW IM OLDER THANMY MISSUS BUT IM NOT A 50 YEAR OLD LONLEY OLD MAN ON BENIFITS WITH A COLLIE MONGRAL SCRUFFY FUCKING DOG



still waiting to get my 12 drawer tool chest delivered,,,,,,,, my proper present


not even been to my parents, im still practising my " oh thank you just what i really wanted" face as i open my "cool" pringle golf jumper



my little girl is just confused as shes got sooo many presents she dont wanna open anymore,,,,,,,, scalectic wont be opened till shes bored of her guitar and her poxy dolly army , think im gonna have to open it soon

 

I didnt get any shite prezzies

 

in my defence i never bought that tight arse tosser a present,,,,,,,, would have asked for my cash back if i did


the tosser hasnt had the bollox to phone and ask what i thought about it,,,,,,, maybe he woke up and the tight fucker tripped on his wallet and broke his neck


seriously do people actually WEAR old spice

or is it just used for removing grafitti off the garage door

 

Not me...

Im a Paul Smith Extreme person

 

just opened it,,,,, yo dont know what your missing



think ill use it as rat poison at work

 

I didn't get any bad presents either. I got EVERYTHING i wanted!!!

 

just me then

in fairness all the rest are the bollox

missus even got me a dressing gown so i stop walking round the house naked

its soooo warm im still wearing it now, non of this toweling bollox,,, this is fleece so it gonna get soooo wet after a shower

still dissapointed my tool box aint arrived , missus thinks im sad as i was really looking forward to that

 

What a lovely picture I have in my head

 

my misus is the one that has to see it

oh and me neighbours of course

 

just picture me naked and now wearing old spice aftershave


no woman stands a chance

 

 

my parents bought me a pull back - off it goes subaru impreza wrx with sti stickers on, its blue with gold wheels. oh yea its an old bug-eye model.

 

Oi Oi, I wear old spice deodorant occasionally24hr spectacular, not a bad smell me thinks

 

A coat from ASDA which clearily says George on it.

MINT

 

you also admited to drinking real ale in the pub


your not retired are you


and if your single i think you should know why

 

Send me your Old Spice



I'll use it as octane booster

Merry Christmas to all the family 'bal

 

guess you wont get cold when working on you car then

thats what i done, i got a jacket i loved a few years ago, was well warm and comfy


THEN I WENT TO A PUB MEET AND JIM GALBALLY WAS WEARING THE SAME ONE

it was winter and i still removed it and wore my jumper for the rest of the night


now i use it when i work on the cossie

 

cheers and you from my family and me

 

Would this work in.... Say a 998 mini

 

Real ale is good, I drink most beer/lager, apart from that white beer flower tasting mince

Not everyone in the world is the same as you........Thankfully

Merry Christmas anyway

 

Why you laughing ?

Its the best known one

99% pure alcohol

 

merry christmas to you too mate



bet its good to be retired,,,,,,,,,,,,,, you can spend all day watching cricket , what a long drawn out game, should make it 90 mins like foot ball,,,,,,,,, not a fooking week per match

happy retirement anyway

 

Im off to boots then

 

now heres a moral dilema,,,,,,,, to i wear it or drink it

 

I hate to say this, but I like Cricket too


NOTE: I ain't retired and the old spice was bought for me, so decided to wear it so's not to waste stuff .


You could always just get in contact with a chemistry technician and get a barrel of pure ethanol

 

na ill just get in contact with boots and swop it for a box of plasters

 

 

i had loads of kalvin clien boxers but i doe ind cus the mrs loves me in em

 

I actually did pretty good this year,got a Sony Handicam off the missus so no complaints from me.....

Actually got a decent T shirt off my mother as well...
Very unusual so things are looking up..

 

your getting old mate so now the uncool shite seems cool

 

 

I got a torch off my nan...bet none of u can beat that

 

if mi got a torch of my nan then would deffo beat yours



shes been dead 15 years