I got an excuse I been out and am that pissd decided to come home, left the fella out in town with his mates......well thats my excuse why you lot on this early on a s sat night???

 

Saving my energy for next Monday.

Well, minus tomorrows practising with Nicole of course.

 

Just got in, have to be up at 7am to go to a wedding.

 

Next Monday - god dont say that Stu STIL not finished shopping


Ye me too AJ, properly pissed.....gonna be ruff tomorrow and yes i know im ruff most days b4 anyone else says it

 

Was out with sean_RS untill his car broke down, lookin like clutch cable or bearing or summat??? not good

But home now and sober

 

Aww bugger poor Sean

pmsl..yep i sure know that feeling

 

 

fpmsl

 

<<<<--- got something in your eye hun???

 

work was cancelled trying to play catch up

but tired really

and back in tomorrow so

make hay while the sun shines

IE BINGE DRINK WHILE YOU CAN

 

I'm selling stuff on ebay to fund my drug habbit. Cossie ownership is my addiction!!!

And I need a new engine....so Ł on isn't really an option

Damn
Simon

 

badcompany pmsl @ binge drinking ME DRINK?!?! NEVER


SiB Aww bugger feel for ya, ill drop you a beer off

























Oh fook had too many sorry cant

 

RSCossieKim
I MENT ME NOT YOU

 

just got in and extremely drunk,need summet to eat and then off to bed me thinks

 

badcompany pmsl...o ok....


Coolio Sean

 

RSCossieKim

you on the vodka or the wine

stella for me with the odd vodka chaser

 

WAS on cider, stopped now...too pissed going bed soon


Light weight

 

RSCossieKim

try it with stella and a dash of blackcurent VERY NICE but next day

head

and purple joker lips ..

 

fpmsl.....b/currant is nice!!! fook stella though, that alone gives me a bad head

 

Just got in. By now you all lnpw that I'm a hardcore pisshead

Bit muddled tonight cause I'm talking to the ex and wanted to meet her as she was in Leeds but it didn't happen, and also found out my sisters had to cut their night short because of some lads harassing them who wouldn't take no for an answer and no woman should have to put up with that (tho it's even worse when it's your sisters) and thirdly I had a 60 year old woman advise me that she could still get her legs at 20 to 4 and try repeatedly to kiss me

 

BlueSmoke

did she slip the tongue in

sorry just my twisted mind

 

She fookin tried mate. I had to do the old "turn the head away" routine

 

Just got in, well, 30mins ago.

What looked like a QUALITY end to a shit night just fucked right up

Was shit tonight, busy but no fanny.

Me n mate waiting for taxi got talkin to this fit lil bird we knew (who neither of us have ever got on before), and we was trying to convince her (half jokingly) to come back to mine with both of us to get two'd up

Out taxi came and we got in, jus about to pull off and she opens taxi door and gets in
Game on, back to mine, she was trashed but bang up for it

Here 2mins and mates mrs rings, shes on her way round to his, so he had to bail before she goes mad as she thinks hes at home

And this makes girl even more trashed so she calls a taxi to fuck off home too, so i didnt even get to blast her
I was so fucked off with her trashing out i didnt even want her number that she offered, and im already regreting that, heat of the moment anger

What a load of shit. Time for a wank

 

Know how you feel tho mate. I really wanted to see the ex and bring that bitch home but it never happened purely thanks to circumstance.

Man, you wanna advise your mate that the only way you'll be able to look him in the eye again is if he sends his bird packing

 

No joke, im well angry right now, tho mainly with myself for being so fucked off that i didnt get her digits, and chances are i wont see her again for ages.

She proper fit too, FFS

 

Itsmeagain

 

At work..... just woken up tho

 

the pain my sides

 

well i was in because well......andrew was at mine then he left but it was ok because my mate came over who i havent spent proper time with for ages so it was good!

 

Itsmeagain good night then??

 

well, it wouldve been

having a drunken wank wasnt quite the same as what was about to happen

 

fpmsl too much info ta