Is it just me or does every little chav in there saxo VTR want to race u in your Escort Turbo! (Ha Ha they say u will never keep up in your old crappy ford) Then u blow then into the weeds as u blast past them with the sweet sound of waste gate chatter! Must just be me then

 

yes there a bunch of gays!

 

Thing that makes me laugh is the excuses they come up with afterward

 

NOTHING ever wants to race my car


Apart from some guy in a Testerosa

 

ill race you, it will be piontless cus youl win, but ill give it a go!!!!!!!!!!!!
could use my little brothers bmx just to make it interesting lol

 

yes, except for me, its the local 106 quiksilver, the guy is adamant
he can beat me, i let him get past me last week, and planted it when he was a car length past and 'bye bye'

 

you will win tony,

but i will race you if you want

 

i love doing that

 

Me too. Love their faces as thet draw alongside and the all stare and you just fuck off into the distance and they all look gobsmacked

 

I did the other day on way to brunters, but you said you couldnt be bother to waste the fuel

 

Quality a love doing that to them! Its even better for me as I'm in an orion! A get them up my arse every night, thay couldn't pull your fore skin back!!

 

blokey down the street with his purple skirted metal glittered painted saxo 11 with a 16 shoved in ,said to me his saxo will rush my turbs,

the nipple blew his box two weeks after the 16 was shoved onto his 11 box ,

im not gonna waste the super ,as my wifes punto gives it a run,

just because you have a lowered sexless saxo,with the running chasis/gear of an 11 and a 16 transplant,dont make your motor special,it makes YOU special.

just by a rightun in the first place.

 

B9DOV wrote!
Me too. Love their faces as thet draw along I'm in an orion A get them up my arse every night, thay couldn't pull your fore skin back!! [/quote]


now now,this is a ford car forum ,not a dogging site!

(doctored for the fun of it!)

 

nothing ever wants to play agains me for some reson

sayin that, most cars would loose anyway!!!!

had a play with some v6 alfa thing thats ment to be quick, plus the driver used to own a modded s2 a fair few years back when i had my first s2.

should have seen his face when i wasted him!!!!

he went threw a red light so he didn't have to stop in the lane next to me on the duel carageway after the blast from the lights before!!!!

the sweet blue oval rides again!!

 

Twats aint they!

 

mr smug bastard? i thank you

 

pmsl at wastegate chatter

 

Well, what do you expect



Thanks to everyone making me feel better and offering to race me

 

gays ,the lot of em,maybe

 

Can not wait to get my 2.0 XR2 on the road so i can kick some saxo ass

 

even ur standard or slighly moded impretza is no match for the escy, wel aslong as you got near 2oobhp, ive blown a few away, even came from behind to beat one at santa pod, got it on vid! Funny thing was the kid had all the factory scoobydoo clobber on looked like some sort of rally driver He said"so wat u got under the hood", "i just got a clonky old 1.6cvh m8" haha, he never pulled up nxt to me again that day

 

my two best time in my ERST was when i beat a maserati from the red light looooooool you should have seen his face
the other time was when my brothers m8 who had an 350+bhp ESCOS raced me
we did a roling start from 40-170kmt and i just stayed at his door all the way and this cossie runs 12.4sec 1/4mlie allday long

 

Ok, im glad to see its not just me that gets harrast by the little fookers!!

 

i get hassle from them often in my series2. i had some fookin gaylord up my arse in colchester the other night in one. i put my foot down a bit after a set of lights and he 'tried' to stay with me but failed, and then he still decided to drive up my arse tryin to push me along just coz i was doin the 30mph speed limit along the narrowish streets. i could of smacked the sh*t.

then, few nights ago a audi a3 1.8t offered me up a race wen on the a12, needless to say i beat him lol. love it!

 

i seen one saxo last year,the kid had spent a wad,fitting alloys gimmicks zorst,and was in the garage for lowering kit,check this,it went out on the sat,and was back in on the monday,written off,

his dad had borrowed it and spanked it into a lorrys trailer,hes ok now,after a spell in ozzy, kid wasnt chuffed,and kept muttering stuff like,dad said to be carefull,bleeding cheek!

this = 1 less saxo .

 

saxos are GREAT CARS , end of story

 

Got a mate whos got a little VTR, and on the saturday nights I do take the erst out with me (rather than the works van) he will try it! for those that know southend the A127 when it turns from 40 to 70 i normal shoot up to 70 the rather than just come and sit behind me at the speed limit he will always try it, I just let him get along side me, smile at him for a few hundred miles the drop a gear and leave him standing,

then when we stop I say why do you bother every week i beat you but you will keep trying, perhaps next week Ill go in reverse to give you a chance.

But saying that I nearly done hime in my astra van the other day his face was a picture when i was still looking at him at 70 but the saxo had more power in 4th than the van but the van is a diesel