A lad at work runs this: www.datemyplate.co.uk

Basically it's a bit like a faceparty type thing. If you spot someone in a car who you think is a bit of alright you can go on and enter their reg and see if they're registered and send them a message if they are.

You can also search for people local to you. It's alright, good bit6 of harmless fun, and he really wanted me to plug it

 

Tha bird looks like she got a load on her chin

 

Love it

 

did u add urself Pad? i did

 

Yeah baby!!!

I might add this photo and say it's me and you

 

do it

 

Photo pending

 

Hmmmmm I think your mate needs to sort some moderation.....


'i once masterbaited in front of the kids at school im a teacher i have had sex with the kids and teachers i like my pussy been wet i shoved a badminton racket up myself wilst a boy ...'

That was a lady called Holmes from the midlands...

frodo, aged 50 from Midlands
i am a fat cooking teacher who every 1 has done i like to take it hard up da ass i children to put rolling pin up me and put iceing on my titys



Nice...


Perhaps a Spell Checker could be useful too......

 

 

 

There some fitties on there tho.

And if I'm honest, I don't give a fuck if they turn out to be sad 40 year old men

 

check out this loser

http://www.datemyplate.com/cgi-bin/s...e.cgi?diamonds

Desperate written all over it

 

hmmmm he looks and sounds sexy

 

Do you think he's really a Royal Naval Orificer?

 

yes well they dont

nice pics of us there dude

http://www.datemyplate.com/cgi-bin/s...file.cgi?Paddy

how is the local Morris Dancing Club

 

fookin awesome

I've already alienated about 10 women

 

i got none yet

 

I should hope not too as even in your profile you say you're not single

Fucking hell you gotta lie, why do you think I left out the "Weight/Body Size" section

 

oh right ill change that then


damn no widow

 

I gotta lay a new patio if you need somewhere to hide anything

 

nice ill keep you posted.....

yay i got my 1st message