Do you ever feel like telling idiots customers where to get off?

I've been doing some work for some right tweedle head on a regular basis for nearly 2 years now and the guy is a right jumped up little twat and no matter what I do, he always want that bit more done free of charge. I've never done anything other than what I've been paid to do due to his attitude and mannerism, as I felt he was a liberty taker and let whatever shit spouted out his mouth go over my head ....

I got to his place early this morning and he was his usual self so I decided that since I'm closing the business on Friday that I'll tell him about himself ..

and jeez, didnt it fell fecking good

In the words of Keith, I feel like a new man

Anyway, what time do the pubs open as I feel in a great mood and haven't got any more work for the rest of the day

 

Nice one Nath! What is it with some people eh? They think that by being all brash and aragant they get what they want from people, when a bit of politeness gets you much more...

For example, please Nath, you're such a nice guy and all, can you give [not lend] me a couple of grand?

... I'll bet he says yes

 

Course I can The APR % will be very good .....

























for me

 

giz some details then nath, need a good laugh

 

Yep is cool!

I do some design work for an opticians. When I meet him he was using a dodgy back street printer and his stuff was cr*p! We have been doing really top notvh stuff for the money he is paying for about 2 years now.

A couple of weeks ago we did a quote for some designs, he came back and said he felt it was to expensive and as he had used us for some time, we would look at the quote and reduce it.

No please just told us we would

We replied by telling him he gets top quality design for a very cheap price and never to question our prices, and that if he wasn't happy he should go else where.

He came grovelling back and has never questioned us since!

 

Will, I'm not a loan shark m8

Matt, its nice when they come grovelling back, but I went a bit mad as he's a proper jerk ..and to make things worse I almost ran him and his dog over as I went flying his driveway out in the van

 

squashing his mut would defo strike him off the client list!!

Sometimes it's best just to tell them to fook off, really pisses em off when you do and there is fook all they can do about it, never give them the satisfaction of dropping you