so i went to ford and ordered new valve stem oil seals, 16 v cossie.
So why the fook do they only sell them in packs of 5
meaning two packs of each and 4 spares
They must think like a woman

 

lmao

oh dear!

out of interest, how much do ford charge? i gotta buy some
for my engine re build soon!

 

there actually sold seperate but the come in bags of 5

 

thats what i thought ,but they wouldnt split
in there all the time and if he could of split em i think he would have

Cost just over 50quid

 

he wont split em as there not a stock item, after 2 years then then bin the stuff that aint sold, easier to just pass the cost to the customer, make more money that way too


DOC is everything at my place,,,,,,,,,, as it gets me a pay rise

 

DOC???

 

its a secret but its important ( to my boss anyway )

 

DOC



Do Over Customers

 

Yep .. The dealer ordered incorrectly ...

Or the picker (like he did for one customer) bagged up 5x BAGS of some clips .... When it should have been 5 clips (one bag of 5)

So he paid for 5 .. and got 25!

 

al thats not true, the orders for some stuff have a min, like stem seals

but thats here we make our money

 

Yes mate .. I know about the Min order qty.
Should have said .. Sorry M'lud !!

 

I got 16 from Ford dealership. They just told me to come to them for next ones as they will have some left.

 

We were talking about charging dealers for Rapids this week .. When they send in queries without checking the Library, where most of my answers are.
You seen all mine in CAK/CAP 4180110 and 4180115 ? lol
Look for my initials at the end AJK
A few of mine are tongue-in-cheek humour (like some of the entries in the old Fiesta Library)

 

Azrael has a Flat over his Parts Centre ..

He's there so much .. He eats and drinks there too ..
And he has a Ford flag flying from his rooftop

 

 

In fact .. His dealer would be Bankrupt if it wasn't for him and his Escos

 

 

if it wasnt ford mondeo heater resistors, fiesta/puma ect heater valves and the ford coil pack we woud shut down

 

b19 bal what dealer do you work at mate ?

 

you forgot about front arm ball-joint bolts, and idle speed control valves

 

yeah mk5 escort front wishbones