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Some Desktop support contractor @ work just asked me is it possible to map network drives using a batch file
I just sat there gob smacked for a while
thinking WTF how did you get a job here
can someone be so stupid how did he get through interview
I just said yes you can have you ever seen a logon script
No One knows everything but this guy is a contractor and you expect him to be at a certain level
I just sent an email to the boss saying what do you ask people at interview what there favourite colour is FFS
I just sat there gob smacked for a while
thinking WTF how did you get a job here
No One knows everything but this guy is a contractor and you expect him to be at a certain level
I just sent an email to the boss saying what do you ask people at interview what there favourite colour is FFS
Its dangerous for contractors to know anything.
If they know anything they are in danger of getting the work completed, if they get the work completed they are in danger of losing thier nice cushy overpaid job.
Ive been in my current "3 month contract" since feb 2004
If they know anything they are in danger of getting the work completed, if they get the work completed they are in danger of losing thier nice cushy overpaid job.
Ive been in my current "3 month contract" since feb 2004
now some helpdesk tw@t has logged a call about Filemaker Pro (which is some app we use for a archive database for boxes) as a request for email archiving FUCKING IDIOTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Originally Posted by SimonT
I can do batch files....
cant do sata or raid though

cant do sata or raid though

Got a contractor at work at the moment, mega sounding CV, done IT management and all sorts. I needed to know the name of his PC, I said hey what's the NetBios name of your PC? He's like erm....
FFS! Who interviews these people!!
FFS! Who interviews these people!!
Originally Posted by Kev.H
Originally Posted by SimonT
I can do batch files....
cant do sata or raid though

cant do sata or raid though


He told the guys on site: when that screen says "finished initialising container" it will reboot and then come back up. He then left
Guess who spent the next day restoring from backups
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He told the guys on site: when that screen says "finished initialising container" it will reboot and then come back up. He then left
Originally Posted by Jim Galbally
He told the guys on site: when that screen says "finished initialising container" it will reboot and then come back up. He then left

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essexrsturbo, dont worry if you don uderstand what we're saying mate, youd dont need to to earn 50+k a year as an IT contractor. Just keep using random acroynms in conversation and people will think youre a technical guru.
ie:
the RAID set of the ASCII conversion Library needs to Interconnect to the RISC processing infasturucture of SAN arrays if we want to get our SCSI DIP system reading throught the I/O buffer
now, to anyone who knows anything about computers, if they hears that they'd laugh at your face... however say it to a potential client and they'll hand youa blank cheque
ie:
the RAID set of the ASCII conversion Library needs to Interconnect to the RISC processing infasturucture of SAN arrays if we want to get our SCSI DIP system reading throught the I/O buffer
now, to anyone who knows anything about computers, if they hears that they'd laugh at your face... however say it to a potential client and they'll hand youa blank cheque
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Oddly enough, I searched google
nowadays you dont need MSCEs CCNAs etc. etc. if you dont know something just visit www.google.co.uk and 10 minutes later you're an expert
the best IT people imho are those that know how to use google effectively
Originally Posted by Markb_s1
i might have to start contracting and earn some ŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁ if this is the typical calibre currently on offer!!!


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Originally Posted by Jim Galbally
Oddly enough, I searched google
nowadays you dont need MSCEs CCNAs etc. etc. if you dont know something just visit www.google.co.uk and 10 minutes later you're an expert
the best IT people imho are those that know how to use google effectively 
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