essexrsturbo, dont worry if you don uderstand what we're saying mate, youd dont need to to earn 50+k a year as an IT contractor. Just keep using random acroynms in conversation and people will think youre a technical guru.

ie:

the RAID set of the ASCII conversion Library needs to Interconnect to the RISC processing infasturucture of SAN arrays if we want to get our SCSI DIP system reading throught the I/O buffer

now, to anyone who knows anything about computers, if they hears that they'd laugh at your face... however say it to a potential client and they'll hand youa blank cheque