i dont know if any of ya remember but about 2 years ago a customer of mine said he had a sierra cosworth on the drive of his house hes just rented and wanted it moved, so i accepted the challenge and borrowed billycabrios dolly ( for towing cars, not his barbie collection) and went about to do the challenge

after messing about and shouting ect we got the car off the drive and then this jamaican geezer turns up and claims its his car, me mate who was in the car seen it and so he went to the boot of his motor and looked for something

anyway i was arguing with this guy saying its noit his and to fuck off ect as ya do whent nhe guy went to his car, opened his passenger door and leaned in his car, my mate went up to the guy pinned him with a blade against his throat and asked him whats he think hes gonna do with the thing in his hand, well the guy dropped what was in huis hand on the floor,,,,,,,,,,,,,, was only a set of ford keys,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, for the car we was about to tow away


anyway after that we left and had a laugh about it ect


well beat this and its soooo wierd, we got a new postman and as i was working on the cossie he asked me if im breaking it ( prob cause i keep taking bits off it ) i said no and he said hes bro has one of these, he was rebuilding the engine and someone nicked his seats and then tried to nick his car,,,,,,,,,said it looked like this one

anyway i asked where abouts and he said in romford,,,,,,,,,, i thought thats a small world and so said what happened and he said his bro caught em and let em go after a beating ( )

anyway i said it was me ect and i was asked to remove it blah blah blah and he phoned his bro and that, i was talking to the same guy that i tried to move his car 2 years ago

how fucking small a world is that, oh and please remember that i dont live in essex but in central london


anyway heres the worring bit, he told me hes unhappy that the car aint dumped like his bro said as he was gonna send a lorry to collect it as he needed the spares to replace what he had nicked , but i told him, he gave he his number and im gonna be selling him my cloth seats for a good price to help him out and show no hard feelings

still is quite worrying if i wasnt working on me car today next week i might not have a cossie

so ive just found a temp way to wire up me alarm due to the missing engine and allow the tracker to work as it dont when he batt aint on, also bought some new tapes for the CCTV too,,,,,, hes a sound bloke and that but hes still a criminal

anyone else had a wierd thing like that

 

dont say that

how wierd though, i was nicking his car and he was about toi nick mine

 

ginge have you ever tried reading back what you have writen before posting

 

it aint half hard work reading and understanding your posts

think i got the jist of it tho

 

pops,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, no i try not to read my own posts

 

ahhhh,nice to meet a fellow potential criminal
the amount of times i've had people in my garden looking at my 3 door

 

erm.... ok ginge

 

so what happens to harry potter at the end?


oh shit... read the wrong thing

 

hey i never said read it did i

but i found it funny,,,,,,,,,,, well apart from nicking my car bit that is

 

hey i never nearly nicked it, i was asked to move it of a guys drive,turns out the owner was about to nick my car though

and his brother is my postman

 

and where were you gonne move it to??? the local council car pound /..... or your garage....

 

I'm glad i was part of a GTA

 

Nope - didn't even bother to read a word.

Just scrolled to the bottom and replied

 

Ginge i remmeber you telling e that story at work lol
Anyway, so let me get this striaght...YOU tried to nick HIS cossie, held a blade against his throat, genrally caused him hassle...now he knows where you live and that your car now has full leathers as well as a load of cossie parts knocking around, THEN you waved it in his face by ringing him to tell him he can buy the interior out of yours lol

 

Thick coont

 

Didnt read the post so im just gonna reply with a random answer & hope it ties in with what was written ..............................

...I reckon sell the chicken & buy a goat.

 

90% just admiring,10% thinking how they could get in rag the shit out of it and torch it or sell the bits later lol

 

That post made for very hard reading - especially at this time of the morning

So you think it's out of order for looking at your birds phone, but OK to nick cars and threaten people with knives PMSL

 

nope dont think theres anything wrong with looking at ya birds phone as there should be no reason to want to

btw i wasnt nicking his car, it was a abandoned car that the new people renting wanted shifting, i offered to do it, got told it had been there for 3 months and the local council wont do anything as its private property

ive actually spoke to him since too, just remember as long as ya got a good reason for what ya do some people understand

besides ive got alot of neighbours who look out for my car as well as all the local chavs who want me to finish it so i take em for a spin

 

Day 25 in Ginge's "hood"

 

pmsl

 

 

pmsl @andy

glad toi see ya busy at work

 

FMPSL @ andy


how can anyone how speaks and sounds like a right do as you likey!

look like such a grannies favourate!

 

I wonder how many motors you've nicked, chopped up with a grinder then left on the side of Severn Sisters road

 

ROFL @ Andy

 

Would you have offered to move it if it was a snotty rusty old 950 fiesta popular plus

 

yes but he would have had to pay me to do it

if you got a customer that wanted a dumped saph with no engine removed off his drive as his local council wont help what would you do ?????

remember this aint a car thats just been parked for the afternoon

infact if it wasnt a dumped car with no engine the council would have done it, just as it was a scrapped car as such they had no interest as they would have been left with it for a year

glad we all aint going off point about it being a small world and instead now are trying to turn it on to me being a trainee car theif

 

Personally I wouldve just pushed it off the drive, onto the public highway, then phoned the council...

 

he did try, the reason he never done that was the wheel was turned and made the car go towards his wall

thats why it took soooooo long for us to get it out of his drive

the fooker never told me that at the time