Just sat waiting for my Missus to come out of a shop and i saw this wheel clamp van pull up. He was checking the carpark opposite and must of found that a BMW X5 didnt have a ticket.

He walks to his van and pulls out a wheel clamp.

Walks over to the X5 and begins to TRY and put the clamp on.

This is the best bit

The X5 had some FUCKING HUGE 22" bling rims on it

The clamper guy was trying like fuck to fit this clamp when the guy whos BMW it was turned up.

I wound the window down to here this

X5 guy-"If that clamp has marked my wheels then i will be taking it out on your face pal"

The guy looked round his car, made sure they were ok. Then jumped in the car and drove off..........leaving the clamper guy still kneeled down on the floor.

I stook my thumb up to the guy as he left and he smiled and waved

 

well done that x5 driver

 

class

 

hey think thats cool, i was reversing the van at work on wednesday and when i stoped there was a warden on a motorbike taking a photo of my van and was about to write a ticketm i got back in the van and started to reverse more untill he jumped off the bike and i blocked the bike it till i finished my delivery, well after i deleated the photo on his digital camera

they are getting such cheeky bastards these days starting toi issue a ticket BEFORE i park the fucking thing

 

 

quality

 

bling bling

 

hahahaha, see bling isnt all bad

 

hahahaha

 

FPMSL ... Thats class

 

there is some justice then

 

is this the justification you need for some 22" spinners on your mate

 

gutted.

I was grateful all my driving round London was in a 13T. Clamp that ya bastids!

And all tickets were paid for by the company, so I just parked where I liked most of the time.

 

So the moral of the story is to get 20" plus rims so the fookers cant clamp you

 

or buy your own clamps, then they can't get theirs over the top?

 

 

dont you honestly think the goverment should just make wheel clamping illegal, i mean 550 quid for release its fookin mad

andy

 

class!

 

dont try that in westminster btw, they also carry coach clamps to clamp the 4x4's

infact if they found a use they would carry wheel clamps for aeroplanes

 

 

class.

 

They are getting worse, i have used my local blaocbuster for the past 3 years and you have never had to pay and display.

I parked the car and walked round the corner to blockbuster, dropped a DVD off and picked one up, i was away for the car for a total of 12 MINUTES and when i returned there was a ticket for Ł40

 

1 have cut a wheel clamp off me van while parked at northampton years ago, with a disc cutter made a lot of noise and sparks and people came out of the shops near by to see what all the noise was then put it in me van and drove off didnt have a nasty letter through the post but i was waiting for it

 

Not long ago someone I know, and a mate of his, both stopped their cars outside a bar and popped in for 2 mins, came out - 2 fucking clamps on each car! Luckily he ran a plant hire firm, so he got a lift back to his place, came back with a petrol angle grinder, fired it up, damn thing packed up! Went back to his place, got another angle grinder, set about the clamps...

By this time people from the bar were on the street outside clapping, the gimps from the clamping firm were present and making endless empty threats and general whining, all 4 clamps cut off, threw them in the Albert Dock (this was on the road past the dock in Liverpool), drove off to copious applause. Posted a letter through the door of the clamping company offering to pay for replacement clamps. Went to the police station and reported what he had done to the clamps, and that he was happy to pay for the clamps and had informed the clamping company of this, thus avoiding prosecution I believe, and as far as I know has heard nothing since. Quality

 

So it would seem bling does have uses after all

 

, shame he hadn't marked the wheels, would have been nie to see one of the fookers getting filled in

 

nice1
was in Dublin last year with a mate who got his jeep clamped,his answer to the clamp.....he pulled a petrol power stone cutter from the back of the jeep and let rip he even took the remains with him