Driving off one road onto another that leads down a hill to my house. Now this is my "Hood" ( ) so I know plenty of kids are about, traffic, narrow roads, stupid people who like the throwthemselves in front of cars and local council snitches, so I always turn the music on att and drive at about 15-20mph. Particularly on this hill as you can never see who is comming.

Just moving in between two cars (room for one) van behind me and a black fiesta comes round the corner.

So I put my foot on my breaks a bit sharpish and we both stopped. The fezzer had managed to stop and pull over slightly with enough room for me to get though. Neither of us was going fast, that I could tell, so neither of us had dont anything wrong.

Had a quick look in my rear view and I couldn't reverse cus of the van so just drove through slowly and as our windows got level the driver (some woman (with a fag in hand I may add )) yelled

"Prick"

WTF was that for!!!!!!

Boy did my blood boil, slammed on the breaks, jumped out the car (with the intention of giving her a fucking good yelling at (nothing more than that bear in mind) she saw me do this, squeezed out from where she was though the tiny gap behind the van and the parked cars, clacking wing mirrors as she went and sped off up the road.

So I took a breath and got back in the car.

I haven't been so enraged that much since I found out my sister broke my £300 camera last year.... kinda ashamed

 

Ashamed f*ckall mate, i would have said a few choice words, i can asure you, something like, WHAT? who the f**k are you f**king talking too you f**cking silly c*w, get in your van and f**ck of out my site before i ram my foot up your fat a**e

Maybe a little strong but it would have been along those lines, women or not

 

TURBO TERRIER,

I'd of gave chase, frequantly ramming her car till she spun off into a ditch, where iw ould of then dragged her by the nose to the main rod, done a burnout on her coupon and left her for some mroe cars to use her as a speed bump

 

You should learn to stay calm like me Mac. Lets just not mention the incident with the builder in the car park of my local police station

 

cor i bet shes glad she didnt get a fucking good yelling at, sounds scary as fcuk

 

Or the kid on the moped

 

Yeah allright Makes me sound like a right ruffian

 

PMSL

 

tut tut tut

 

We all have those days where we have short fuse. I guess we have to make allowances for other peoples driving, bad days etc. At the end of the day once you get home and put your feet up it aint going to matter.

 

I fookin hate situations like that. not cos you did anything wrong
but mainly because you havnt done anything wrong and some smug prick has
had the last word and fooked off.... leaving you stamping your feet and a bit pricks!

TBH mate, im sure i know people who have done a lot worse!
+sounds like she needs a bloody good yelling at ! lol

 

Forget it Stu, she was probably calling you a prick cos your cars better than hers and she's jealous, or maybe you only caught the end of the sentence?? You might not have heard her say "Instead of this cigarette in my mouth, I wish I was taking your massive...."



You never know

 

pmsl @ Paddy

 

LMFAO