> This was apparently in the Washington Post ... the title of the
Article
> was "Best Come Back Line Ever."
>
> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white
Male
> resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
> Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public
> indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse
on
> Monday.
>
> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he
Decided
> to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there
was
> no one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated
in
> a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the
> side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to
> his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged
> "need."
> "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
> embarrassment.
>
> In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County
> police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer
> Brenda Taylor approached him. "That was an unusual situation, that's
for
> sure," said Officer Taylor." I walked up to Lawrence and he's...just
> pumping away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what
happened
> when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, "Excuse me
sir,
> but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?"."
>
> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then
> looked
> me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? F**k me, is it midnight
> already?"

 

 

 

class reply you got to give him credit!

 

 

ROFLMFAO

Brilliant reply

 

was a good comeback

 

ROFL!!

 

class