mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon sarnies


i just woke up 25 mins ago, i need food and brew - and bacon is the only thing in the fridge, and egg, and cheese, and BLACK PUDDING and if i can be bothered looking in the cupboard, baked beans


the point of this post? i'll probably blow the kitchen up making brekky

 

hmmm I know what I'm making for breakfast now

 

Lazy coooont I'll have everything exept the black pudding - rank

 

sausage sarnies are a million times better than bacon sarnies

as for black pudding being rank, you couldnt be more wrong, white pudding is good too

 

my Breakfast consisted of a sausage bacon & egg bap... mmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

black pudding ROCKS


"sausage egg bacon bap"??????????????

BAP BBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP?????????????????

its a fooking buttie

almost as fooking bad as them mancs and lancs saying "bacon barm please"

wtf is a barm??????????


and they say a teacake has currents and dried fruits etc in it - thats a frucking current bun. a TEACAKE is a normal white bread thing

 

so true but I don't have no sausages

 

Two slices of bread (warm enough so the butter melts into it)
Two rashers of bacon (Grilled untill brown and slightly chrispy around the edges)
Two best pork sausages (Cut in half and evenly fried)
And brown sauce...

hmmmmmmm

Man I'm hungry now

 

Just been to Sayers for a Burstin Bacon Butty.......bliss!!!

 

only 2 sausages and 2 rashers of bacon? you on a diet? i just finished off 6 rashes and 4 sausages and 2 eggs

 

Bastards! I'm starving now and stuck in t he office

 

i got to admit i am into the old bacon and pork sandwcih with some ketchup

 

mmmmmm it was nice

 

Roll on luch time, i am going to burger van for a bacon and sausgae sandwich now

 

You fat bastid

 

i only weigh 11 stone

 

Yeah but you know when ya hit 30 your just gonna baloon from all the shit food you have been eating over the years.

It happens to us all

 

won't happen to me m8 - i'm a lean mean sex machine

 

then ya gonna hit 30 and its not gonna be lean mean sex machine, your gonna be a long distance sex machine with a large fuel tank

 

stu you COOOOOOOOOOOOOOONT

 

Bacon and Ketchup LURRRRVLY

 

Tomato sauce (as it's known as over here, we're not in the US of A) should, IMHO, go nowhere near breakfast, only BROWN sauce is allowed.

And ONLY Scottish black pudding, not that English shite.

 

Whats the differance ?

 

there we go

 

 

that looks georgeus - but we've run out of bacon