Thanx to everybody who called/txt me last night!

Yes that was Lee my old house mate!

& yes that was my smashed up cossie in the garden!

Didnt Bruce(the staffy) look handsome on TV! he was happy with his performance!

 

Not sure I'm sorry I missed your mate's arse on TV

 

Dont think they actually showed his arse!

Bird he was knobbin was fit though!

He showed me some pics of her when he came back from the audition!

 

I'm surprised at you not getting in on the act Lewis!!! LOL pmsl

 

Well Rich the offer was made!

But I couldnt get the time off work!

& I wasnt sure to b honest! but after I saw pics of the bird I was like shit! should of pulled a sicky!

 

fookin hell,i mist it pet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The guy i met when i was at yours??Big stocky fella??

what happend then???

Pete...

 

Yea thats the 1 Pete!

He basically went to a audition roggered a fitty & that was it! he was the only 1 there who could get it up!

Dont think he has done anythin else since!

They came round the house did some filming the night b4 the shoot! me & Gar were hiding as we didnt wanna b in the vid! & then they came round in the moring(lucky i had gone to work already) & film he gettin ready & goin to the audition!

 

Does anyone know if this is going to be repeated on E4 at any stage cos i missed it!!

 

The bird looked DURTY!

pmsl @ the geeza when he said "ah bollox....they've all turned up at once....looks like she's gonna have a very sore pussy"

 

i missed it to, had to go and rescue ginge as he broke down...................again

 

She did look proper filthy sunny! Lee said she sucked like a trooper!

Dunno if its being repeated!

 

yeah i saw that, i had a feeling that would be someones car off here

 

They should make a documentary about Craig, theres enough for a full series there

 

Who'd wanna watch a tv programme about wnaking, nut lickin & shaggin fat birds!?

 

fpmsl!!!

 

zee germans?

 

Possibly!

 

only if he#s into piss partys too

 

 

I think craig will pretty much take whatever he can get

 

That was funny as fook, thats your claim to fame now then Lewis!

Channel 4 are showing something about Debbie Does Dallas tonight, meant to be the best selling porn vid of all time or something!

Your mate was the only one that got it up!

Did he ever get 'the' call? ROFL

 

As far as I now he never got "The Call" but he moved out a while ago!

1st time i heard form in him ages was last night to say it was on!

 

Would have been quality if he got a call from that guy, i'm sure they guy on there was Ted Hankey the Darts Player!

 

i saw a bit of it my mrs called me a twat when i said look at that cossie shell in the garden

 

I thought it looked like a shonky too mate!

 

Was a good shell that!

to bad i got hold of it!

 

That ID has been involved in more accidents than a puppy with diarohea

 

Holy Bolonie!

Lorna and I watched the WHOLE thing (we have very little else to do at 11pm when the blokes aren't round and there's no Wapster to annoy). I'll tell her tonight, she will be highly impressed.

PS: That older bird.. mid life crisis perchance?

Lewis: Has he got any work yet? lol

 

That older bird was rough as fook Cola, defo mid-life crisis! Only cos she wouldn't do Anal tho, if she had she would have been a Porn Queen!

 

Cola, he is a male stripper hence y he went for doin some porn! i dont think he has done anythin else though!

PMSL @ the older bird! cant believe her husband was happy for her to do it! she had a nce set of knockers(probably fake) but the rest was rank!

 

Yeah we agreed they were a bit fake.

Who's ever heard of a pornstar who won't do anal and girl/girl and doesn't want 'goo' anywhere near her hair or face.

When he said about spitting we both chorused.. Oooh she won't like that lol

 

I liked the fact she dod ATM (Ass To Mouth)

straight out of that other birds ass & in2 her mouth! I bet she loved that!

 

Oh my sides, I forgot all about that bit Lewis!

 

they must have caught her off guard for her to to do A2M. she was a stinker too

 

doesnt like kissing other girls! but is happy to suck a cock thats just been rammed up some other birds ass!

think she needs to sort her priorities out!

 

Sounds fair enough to me as she is

 

i dont think she realised at first but then tried not to think about it

 

i think that shud be renamed as a corndog instead of ATM

 

corndog!

 

How did he get the interview i'm looking for a weekend job!