RigPig

1) Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold

everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it

Takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive

device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the

wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tyres -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often

over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go

anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot

air part.

5) Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and

Retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts

to the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the

last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be

male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost

without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push,

he keeps trying.

caprixpack

lol take it you were bored