Now i've got your attention......

I have a scorpion exhaust on my S2 which is squeaking like a ho's bed springs....

Anyone know why this is and how to fix it? (The exhaust that is!!!)

Thankyou

 

Is it blowing at all?

Check the manifold bolts and the down pipe to turbo elbow bolts. Check the exhaust rubbers. After that I dunno I'm afraid.

Got a Scorpion on mine and it don't squeek or anything.

 

Where's the whores?

 

What!? whores!? where!?

 

Thanks Oranoco.....small job for the weekend!!!

It never used to creak...just started this week so thought i'd have a look over the weekend before it falls off!!!

Doesn't blow though.....unlike a whore eh Rich!!!

Sorry for the false advertising mate but needed your attention!!!

im so sad...ORANOCO FLO!! oh dear!

 

Like I'm supposed to know?

 

 

take it off clean all joints apply ex seal\joint sh*t re connect check replace rubber's if thatdon't work ring 0898 screw.com

 

Sail away, sail away, sail away

 

afpmsl!!!

so sorry ORONOCKERS.......tis nearly the weeekend and a long one at that!

 

Goin a bit loopy in your old age then Sar!

 

True Your forgiven

 

not really....just being me usual messed up self.....i should be in the muppet room really but i'm scared they'll never let me out!!!

 

ok, ok who was it that sang that song as its bugging me now

 

ANYA?

 

Nooooo i got it..............Enya!! I thank you.

 

aha...close! songs gonna bug me all day...although i could turn it up to get rid of me creaking exhaust!

 

where about in essex r u i could fix it for u if want to drive to hornchurch not sunday thoy

 

Ah, thanks Paul....really appreciate that!

Im in south woodham mate.....just behind shaw farm pub?!? or in it!!!

 

and ????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

lost ya there mate....sorry.....!!!

 

tipical essex do you wont me to fix it or not ?

 

you have a way with words dont ya mate

 

you talking to me

 

typical essex response

 

Get the scorpion to fook an sling on a goose or a madsex err magnex - queue ure stalker telling u to get a magnex

 

Sarah - Have u got standard exhaust rubbers on the pipe or uprated ones? I'm assuming it's a full system, Turbo --> Back. I've had a few brackets/rubbers snap or break in my time. Problem might be easy to fix (you/we hope) Might be worth going somewhere who's got a ramp so u can have a good look without laying on the floor getting wet.

 

what a wuss!!!!!! don't want a dirty t -shirt.!!!!

 

 

LOU...thanks hun

SMIT...haven't a clue!! the exhaust was already fitted when i brought it 4 years ago so i'm assuming it would be standard

LEWIS....shut it!!

 

Paul...pm'd ya mate !

 

Lewis...

 

Alllright dave!!!

Funny fooker!! It happens every day when i'm at the dartford toll and annoys the fook outta me cos its so loud!!!

Jap Crap......thanks!

 

Why the " "

its just a macho way of saying I think your good looking you know!

 

The was because of the i'd hit IT!!

but yeah i see how its funny!!! dont put too much thought into these smileys!!!

Thankyou!

 

 

sorry...don't kiss strangers!!!!

 

lol

how about a then?

 

?? come on...be a man!!!!!

ah, okay then....big hug for the man i dont know!!!!