Robert wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
Christmas Party. Robert is not normally a drinker, but the drinks
didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got
home
from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did
something
wrong.

Robert had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he
sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!

Robert sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on
the
corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss
mark from his wife in lipstick!: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I
left early to go get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
I
love you, darling! Love, Nancy

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the
table, eating. Robert asks, "Son... what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You
fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the

hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

Confused he asked his so! n, "So, why is everything in such perfect
order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting
for
me?"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and

when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone,
lady,
I'm married!"

*Broken Coffee Table $39.99
*Hot Breakfast $4.20
*Two Aspirins $.38
*Saying the right thing, at the right time . . *Priceless!!!

 

 

i like that alot

 

fooking brilliant

 

Well done that man....I'll have to remember that one!!

 

I spose using the word 'lady' and not some random birds name is always a good start!!