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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 01:55 PM
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Ive been feeling quite poo today Not well again and just feeling crap back up the docs and all that!

So the lads here thought they'd try and make me laugh!!

Make me laugh in a fooking understatment!!

One of the fitters here made the mistake of telling the lads the other lunch time that whilst "on the job" the other night,,,,he lost his errection
so of course the pi$$ taking has been going on for a few days now! pmsl

Anyway, got back from the docs today, they was at lunch,,,,they've cheered me up alright and now the whole fooking workshop technicians are in fits,,,,,,this bloke is totally unaware, but they've just spiked his cuppa tea with VIAGRA

His not got a fooking clue, the foreman keeps asking him if his ok, does he need a hand,,,,,is the work to HARD for him
I just went outside and its raining,,,,said to him yuck horrible out here,,,,you wet yet

apparently it works better when the mind is triggered off by something, so the guys have all forwarded on their smutty emails of woman to the workshop pc, they are gonna call him over in a minute and see what happens,,,,lmfao!!

Thing is,,,,his supposed to be taking some bird out on a date tonight,,,,,,,the V that they give him lasts for around 7 hours,,,,,so I think he'll be well and truely UP for the date,,,,in more ways then one,,,,afpmsl

God they do make me laugh,,,but how crewl,,,,,,although funny as fook


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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 01:58 PM
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 01:58 PM
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 02:00 PM
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 02:01 PM
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Everyone keeps looking at his overalls to see if anythings coming UP in the world

poor guy
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 02:03 PM
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I know someone who got a viagra tab stuck in his throat - he had a stiff neck all day
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 02:07 PM
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so cruel!!
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 02:23 PM
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*update*

nothing happend as of yet,,,although we think his getting twinges

lol @ AJ,,,,,,!! They crumpled this one up,,,,so should be all around his body by now and working its way to his man hood
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 02:23 PM
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 02:29 PM
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 02:32 PM
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 02:32 PM
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thats funy stuff
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by rst88
Lucky bastard
id say lucky girl
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 02:39 PM
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Racey
Originally Posted by rst88
Lucky bastard
id say lucky girl
Yeah i think your right hun
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 02:42 PM
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Oh poor bloke. Hope he's not a shy kind of man.
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 02:44 PM
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That the lick! Got any jobs going at your place?
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 03:01 PM
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Hope he doesnt have a heart condition can be very dangerous!

But if he hasn't then still funny
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 03:04 PM
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nikki u wanna hope he dont get all horny over you
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expensive joke they dont come cheap! and no ive never bought/used etc one
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quality
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by sunny
That the lick! Got any jobs going at your place?
with this lot,,,honestly you don't wanna work here


Kev.H - Don't worry,,,,I'm staying WELL clear


Originally Posted by ballin
expensive joke they dont come cheap! and no ive never bought/used etc one
really,,,,lol!!
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Old Feb 10, 2005 | 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by rst88
Originally Posted by Racey
Originally Posted by rst88
Lucky bastard
id say lucky girl
Yeah i think your right hun
Quality ,they will be at it all night,first impressions DO COUNT lol
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