Dave was trying to outmanoevre a Domino's pizza delivery moped earlier and had a racing incident in his highly tuned Ford Ka! He's ok bless him.

 

that will polish out lol

 

It's true folks. Mr Big Man owns a Ford KA.

What a homo!

 

Gutted.

 

The fag!

 

shame there`s no tags as there would have been some classic 1`s from all the spinless cunts lol....

 

looks like he's trying to get the tiger stripe's that some pepole put on there fords lol

 

Too busy correcting peoples spelling rather than looking where he was going

 

Pahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabababa

 

The Dave Escos???

last i knew he was driving the M3

 

Handled well till the ditch jumped out! the cunt!

Anyone got a KA / Fiesta for sale?

Px an M3 and an Audi A3 ??

 

 

I still am, don't worry Kelv... it's in the pic to the left! Luckily I didn't prang that! Or I wouldn't be so jovial!

 

bit of t-cut and it'll look like new

glad your ok dave, damage doesnt look too bad.

 

fuckinhell dave, of all things, a ka!

you total cunt

 

So you'd rather I pranged the Beemer... Nice, thanks mate, you cunt!

 

Perhaps you should fix your skull cap more firmly... that way it won't slip over your eyes and cause you to crash

 

Westy, I know where you live. I'm going to get the local farm to fill the car with horse shit and drop it off in front of your council flat!

 

Pahahahahahaha

 

Shame no tags for a thread like this * Dave FailCos * etc etc

 

no, I wasn't saying that. I was getting at the fact you were driving a womans car in the first place, that had it been anyone else, you would be the first to pipe up and call them a mong etc!

still, if you had of binned the m3, you would have crashed in style lol

 

Still over a grand out of pocket! That was an 05 plate ka. Was a go kart round the lanes at 5am!

 

+1

 

Is it a sport KA? Looks imperial blue?

 

obviously, hence sticking it in a ditch LOL

I learnt to drive in a ka, they do handle fairly well.

 

So what you are saying, is that it was a great handling idiot proof car that only a total fucking mong could crash?

 

I remeber Dave being at a Kent RS meet in a black KA, he drove like a cunt then

 

dave is that you in your avatar? if so you look like that dude out of the first XXX hamburg or what ever his name was

 

What?

You were one of the babies who agreed with the tags being removed and tried and failed to justify to me, why they were removed you hypocrite

Now all of a sudden it's a shame there is none?

Having said that, if yours were as shite as the one above, were not missing out on much

 

**KAmikazee**

 

KAn't drive won't drive

 

I said I understood the reasons why they were removed, I didnt say I felt they were never of humourous value. No hypocracy involved at all, this is one of the threads that has suffered for the greater good essentially, but in the context of this thread, that is still a shame.

 

Fix it and do an engine conversion on the cheap

 

dave do ANYTHING on the cheap !!!

 

Them ka's are rapid. Pmsl.

Better that than the M3 though.

 

Wrong as usual Chip

You were crying to me, trying and failing to justify their removal.

I understand the 'reason' why they were removed and it wasn't for the reasons you were making out.

Stu threw his toys out at being questioned over the use of naming and shaming a tag poster, by using the origin of the tag, in his argument against a PF member. Which I still believe was childish and an abuse of his authority. You then spent a personal tirade licking arse and trying to defend his decision and trying to argue and complain about me raising the issue

You know it and I know it, your 'bullshit' may work with young girls Chip,

But not with me

The sooner you learn that other peoples opinions are valid at times, and your not always right, the better you will come across.

But as you have said before, the majority of us PF users are stupid and you don't care how your perceived anyway.

That being the 'case.'

I will continue to be on yours

 

only poofters drive ka's

 

Or dear not to worry.

 

That's a belter!

 

I agree with you Dave, those little Ka's do handle well - my mum had 2 on the trot and whilst they weren't quick I used to love throwing them about a bit.

As said, better you binned that than the M3 but I bet the missus ain't pleased with you her car by any chance ?