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Old Jun 29, 2010 | 08:56 PM
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Default another engerland joke...
...Oxo are bringing out a new cube with white foil and a red cross. It's going to be called Laughing Stock!
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Old Jun 29, 2010 | 09:04 PM
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Whats the difference between a Viagra pill and the England squad?
At least with a Viagra, you get a semi!
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The England team's plane landed today to a heroes' welcome -
the plane was diverted to Glasgow!

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The Met Office have issued a severe weather warning -
there's a shower of shit coming over here from South Africa.

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Bloke walks into a brothel and says "I'm a bit kinky,
how much for total humiliation?"

The Madam replies Ł37.50

He replies "WOW, what do i get for that?"

She says "A fucking ENGLAND football shirt"
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The FA are holding an inquiry as to how that rogue individual managed to find his way into the England dressing room - Heskey is claiming to have been invited...
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Even the cat knows more than Capello

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John Terry finally arrived back in England's 18-yard box last night only to find that everyone else had gone home.

He eventually got out of the stadium after climbing over a fence.
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sunday evening saw a severe weather warning of flooding in the north of england due to the majority of scotland pissing themselves laughing
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OXO have designed a new stock cube. Its white with a red cross, and is going to be called the 'laughing stock'.........
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OXO have designed a new stock cube. Its white with a red cross, and is going to be called the 'laughing stock'.........
now that is a rep0st /\/\/\/\/\
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OXO have designed a new stock cube. Its white with a red cross, and is going to be called the 'laughing stock'.........
Think you've had one too many mate..

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