A funny short story thats true
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A funny short story thats true
I meant to post this a few weeks ago but forgot.
Theres 2 guys who stay in a mates house as lodgers, anyway one of them is about 30-35 and gay and the other is straight and about 45ish, now a few weeks back it was the middle of the night and the straight guy woke up and he could hear someone in his room
so he turned on the light and there was a youngish Chinese boy standing by his bed 
, and he goes "do you order me on internet"? at this point hes thinking WTF he says "no i didnt, get out of my room"
"but you order me on internet just the other day"
"no i did not now fuck off and get out of my fucking room".
How random?
Just thought id share that one, i burst out laughing when i heard it
How he got in nobody knows yet
Theres 2 guys who stay in a mates house as lodgers, anyway one of them is about 30-35 and gay and the other is straight and about 45ish, now a few weeks back it was the middle of the night and the straight guy woke up and he could hear someone in his room
so he turned on the light and there was a youngish Chinese boy standing by his bed , and he goes "do you order me on internet"? at this point hes thinking WTF he says "no i didnt, get out of my room""but you order me on internet just the other day"
"no i did not now fuck off and get out of my fucking room".
How random?
Just thought id share that one, i burst out laughing when i heard it
How he got in nobody knows yet
Last edited by BM08; Jun 21, 2010 at 01:45 PM.
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but the other 45yr old chap is funny as hell, if he told you that story you'd laugh trust me, hes just so serious And for the record im 100% english and i like the ladys
EDITED. Top marks for the tag "BM08 winks chanks" funny
Last edited by BM08; Jun 21, 2010 at 02:47 PM.
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Yeah random but true, if i was really going to make a story up it would be alot better than that
And i wouldnt anyway, i have bigger fish to fry
And i wouldnt anyway, i have bigger fish to fry
Last edited by BM08; Jun 21, 2010 at 05:53 PM.
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