guy goes to see his bankmanager to get a loan


b/m......why do you need a loan

man......times are hard and my business is struggling badly

b/m......ok, i will give you the loan but first i want you to answer me a
question

man......yeah no problem

b/m.....a few years ago i had a accident and i ended up with a glass eye
if you can tell me which one is glass i will give you the loan

man.....its the right eye that is glass

b/m.....that was quick , yes it is my right eye but how did you know ?

man.....because it was more sympathtetic looking than the other one