I have super sperm

Lambchop · 2010-04-13 10:14:22

So who wants to taste it? :cry: Anyway... I'm to be a dad AGAIN :cry::cry::cry::cry: Wife is almost 16 weeks preggers already. She didnt even know or have any symptoms. Found out by accident. Wow that's shaken my world :cry::cry: I already have 3 boys too. I guess another boy would be best. Girls are a pain in the arse :cry: And no the toys arenbt being sold, quite the contrary. SHe's said i can buy a new bike :shocked::clap: Chop

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Apr 13, 2010 | 10:14 AM

Lambchop

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I have super sperm

So who wants to taste it?

Anyway...

I'm to be a dad AGAIN

Wife is almost 16 weeks preggers already. She didnt even know or have any symptoms. Found out by accident. Wow that's shaken my world

I already have 3 boys too. I guess another boy would be best. Girls are a pain in the arse

And no the toys arenbt being sold, quite the contrary. SHe's said i can buy a new bike

Chop

Apr 13, 2010 | 10:17 AM

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Congrats!

Apr 13, 2010 | 10:19 AM

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congrats mate, if triplets, triple congrats

Apr 13, 2010 | 10:20 AM

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nae luck!

congratulations

Apr 13, 2010 | 10:26 AM

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congrats mate, if triplets, triple congrats

Her dad is a twin so always an option! I hadn't even considered it until we were at the scan and the bird said there's only one child.

Thank fucking fuck! Imagine twins or more while having 3 already

Apr 13, 2010 | 10:29 AM

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dear god.. get the snip QUICK before you breed any more!

Are you half chinese / asian!! ?

Apr 13, 2010 | 10:29 AM

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Apr 13, 2010 | 10:29 AM

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Congratulations.

I assume this child is with the real wife in scotland and not some congo whorebag?

Apr 13, 2010 | 10:33 AM

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Congratulations.

I assume this child is with the real wife in scotland and not some congo whorebag?

HOW funny would that be...

Chop has a black baby with an orange (scottish roots) barnet!

a proper duracel!!

Apr 13, 2010 | 10:36 AM

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Quote:

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HOW funny would that be...

Chop has a black baby with an orange (scottish roots) barnet!

a proper duracel!!

Apr 13, 2010 | 10:37 AM

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So you work away a month at a time in a different country and your wife is now pregnant..............

Congrats.

Apr 13, 2010 | 10:38 AM

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Congrats mate, my missus is getting all clucky again. Might be joining the club soon too.

Apr 13, 2010 | 10:39 AM

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LOL at czech lol.!

Congrat's fella

Apr 13, 2010 | 10:42 AM

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Congrats choperoo!

Apr 13, 2010 | 10:44 AM

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So you work away a month at a time in a different country and your wife is now pregnant..............

Congrats.

LOL!

Apr 13, 2010 | 10:56 AM

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Congrats Chop!!!!

Apr 13, 2010 | 11:06 AM

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Congratulations mate!

Apr 13, 2010 | 11:08 AM

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Quote:

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So you work away a month at a time in a different country and your wife is now pregnant..............

Congrats.

Fpmsl!!

And she is sweetening him up with a bike. This is 'iffy, if I do say so myself.

Congratulations.

Benni.

Apr 13, 2010 | 11:11 AM

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dear god.. get the snip QUICK before you breed any more!

Are you half chinese / asian!! ?

lol i know i know. LIKE FUCK i want the snip though. i fucking hate doctors/hospitals all that shit. to allow someone near your balls with a knife is mental. i really cant do it.

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weapon! i want!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coldo

Congratulations.

I assume this child is with the real wife in scotland and not some congo whorebag?

lol yes my real wife

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaveEscos

HOW funny would that be...

Chop has a black baby with an orange (scottish roots) barnet!

a proper duracel!!

haha i'm not a ginge

Quote:

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So you work away a month at a time in a different country and your wife is now pregnant..............

Congrats.

haha i was home...phew

as it happens conception date is xmas day....fucking cheers santa.

Apr 13, 2010 | 11:12 AM

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Check the dates to see if you were in the congo lol.

Apr 13, 2010 | 11:26 AM

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Congrats Chopper..!!

Apr 13, 2010 | 11:32 AM

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Here's a post to put you off....(should've mentioned it on saturday)

Heard a story the other day from someone that got the "snip", apparently they stick a BIG needle in your ballsack and afterwards it turns all black/bruised, when that goes away you have to "use it" 32 times and get tested to see if it's permanantly broken...

Apr 13, 2010 | 11:59 AM

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Congrats matey

Apr 13, 2010 | 12:01 PM

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Congrats !

Apr 13, 2010 | 12:05 PM

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congrats

Apr 13, 2010 | 12:06 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lambchop

Wife is almost 16

Fuck me they allow that in Scotland?

Congratulations Chop!

Oh and,

preggy pics in mens room or stfu

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Apr 13, 2010 | 12:10 PM

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congrats!

Apr 13, 2010 | 12:11 PM

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congrats fella

Apr 13, 2010 | 02:39 PM

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Nice one Chop! Snip next?

Apr 13, 2010 | 02:53 PM

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congrats mate...

coldo....foooking class mate...

Apr 13, 2010 | 03:16 PM

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Are you a Catholic?

If not, have you never heard of contraception

?

Congratulations though

. Soon you'll be able to field a full five-a-side team

Apr 13, 2010 | 03:16 PM

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preggy pics in mens room or stfu

someone had to tell him

:to p:

Apr 13, 2010 | 03:21 PM

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well done matey

Apr 13, 2010 | 03:45 PM

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Congratulations to you both

Hope all goes well with the pregnacy

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Apr 13, 2010 | 03:55 PM

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congratulations mate

Apr 13, 2010 | 04:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lambchop

lol i know i know. LIKE FUCK i want the snip though. i fucking hate doctors/hospitals all that shit. to allow someone near your balls with a knife is mental. i really cant do it.

You'd better try and get into the habit of skooshing it on her wabbs buddy... you'll be trading in the Chop Airways Private Jet for a used Easyjet 747 at this rate!!

Congratulations mate.

Cheers,
Grant

Apr 13, 2010 | 04:36 PM

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Awww congratulations

Apr 13, 2010 | 05:00 PM

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Quote:

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preggy pics in mens room or stfu

Freak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird

Are you a Catholic?

If not, have you never heard of contraception

?

Congratulations though

. Soon you'll be able to field a full five-a-side team

No i'm not

She's fallen pregnant 3 times while on some form of contraception

Oh and we already have a 5 a side, she's the keeper

Quote:

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You'd better try and get into the habit of skooshing it on her wabbs buddy... you'll be trading in the Chop Airways Private Jet for a used Easyjet 747 at this rate!!

Congratulations mate.

Cheers,
Grant

AFPMSL

Apr 13, 2010 | 05:06 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lambchop

So who wants to taste it?

Anyway...

I'm to be a dad AGAIN

Wife is almost 16 weeks preggers already. She didnt even know or have any symptoms. Found out by accident. Wow that's shaken my world

I already have 3 boys too. I guess another boy would be best. Girls are a pain in the arse

And no the toys arenbt being sold, quite the contrary. SHe's said i can buy a new bike

Chop

congratulations chop

your reading her signals all wrong chop,she aint been nice what she actually means is thats the last time you will be riding me choppy so go ahead and get yourself a bike son