After just doing 4 of them which I do every week. I have come to the conclusion that I would rather be buggered senceless by Mike R then do another one.

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Agreed they're a pain in the ass mate (no pun intended!!) - why do human beings have to be such a weird shape!!

 

dry cleaners mate, mine do 4 shirts for 6 quid

 

Now thats got me thinking

 

or when ya too lazy to walk do what i done and ask the missus to marry ya ( costs a bit more than 6 quid a week though )

 

hahahha I was soo going to do this kinda post but then thought WTF am I thinking??? but you did it so alls good


ive just had to start doing my own! well gutted!! i was working on amaster plan...

had my own house bout 3.5 years... but took washing my mums... figured ill get girlfriend move in with me then be sorted!! but oooh fookin no split up with her and mothers got fed up so now im lumbered!!!

got theeee wobblest ironing board in the world ever!!! and its impossible!!

shirts are pi55 its trousers that are solid... especially when you start to get two fookin creases up the front!! bin time! new pair!! lol

 

PS.... anyone know what washing powder to use so my colours stay colourful?bolds whank

no no seriously i want to know and couldnt find a washing and ironing for numpties forum

 

lol

I am married mate but the bitch wont do my shirts cow.

Regarding your second post M Brian fook knows the missus still does the washing

 

trousers ya take to a dry cleaners to be washed for 5 quid for 2 pairs too


the local laundertte usually has a retired chavette that will do a service wash on the rest of ya stuff for ya too


if ya really clever buy a house NEXT DOOR to a chineese and ya will never starve either


i know what its like to be self demesticated , my family taught me to look after myself

i found a better option

 

The key is to minimise your shirt requirements!! - get a IT job where you can dress like a slob for 5 days a week then all u need is 2 shirts for Fri and Sat nights - or if ur really loaded just go any buy new ones - on hangers of course! (my mate did this when he couldnt be assed washing due to a hangover!! lol)

 

missus swears by ariel non bio

i take it ya done the cowards way and bought a dish washer , thats were it all starts gents

buy one but NEVER install it so it works and they spend soooo long complaining about ya fitting the dishwasher they take out there frustration out on the dishes, washing and ironing

 

What's an iron?

I lob my clothes on the bedroom floor. The following morning they are taken away. I think the pixies sort everything out as all my clothes appear again in the wardrobe all clean and crease free.

 

I work in I.T., but I still have to were a shirt and tie.

fook it I will get rid of the missus

 

Living at home then Oranoco ?

 

oh and she hoovers up in a strop when she wants me off the computer to interupt me aswell


trying to think of a safe way for her top shave my face in the morning but that sounds dangerous, anyine have any ideas that WONT result in death then pm me if ya wanna keep it a secret

 

Not any more

Might have to find the iron myself as I think my wife may be faulty

 

he was then his missus spent years trying to pry him from his mums house and they justb got there first place


but the also owns a horse so cleaing up after steve cant be THAT much harder

 

when the tv stops working i wack it a few times till it turns back on again


if ya do hit the missus do it on web cam as i wanna see what she does to you in return

 

Oi

 

She aint daft. Best comment to date she made was when in front of some of my mates I said to her "Who wears the trousers in this relationship"

Her comeback was a killer, she said "You do darling......... But I choose them!"

Bitch She's too quick sometimes for her own damn good

 

i never iron anything its a womens job if she dont do it it dont get done .

 

 

I LOVE IRONING

 

uses that quote and put a add up in parts for sale !!!!!!

infact ya might even fetch good money on ebay !!!!!, depends on the photo obviously

 

lol everything fetches good money on ebay

 

Used to get mine ironed by an ironing lady but she is too far out the way now. Pure cotton shirts are the worst especially on Sunday evening when its bad light. You wake up Monday morning and its full of creases you couldnt see.

And why do women have to have shirts with funny seams and tucks! The girlfriends shirts end up more creased after an iron than when they come out of the washing machine!

 

My missus says she averages 8 in an hour , thats £6.00 please, she does for a living though+ collection & delivery.
Think Derby might be a stretch though.