The best sales pitch for a car ever? lol

charlie luciano · 2010-03-21 18:44:47

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=230451057921&Category=9861 :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry: Luciano

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Mar 21, 2010 | 06:44 PM

charlie luciano

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The best sales pitch for a car ever? lol

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...&Category=9861

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Mar 21, 2010 | 06:48 PM

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HAHA THATS GREAT.

Mar 21, 2010 | 06:49 PM

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Mar 21, 2010 | 08:18 PM

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Mar 21, 2010 | 08:30 PM

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im in pieces mate

Mar 21, 2010 | 08:30 PM

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funny that like love it

Mar 21, 2010 | 08:37 PM

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i like the car too pmsl

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Mar 21, 2010 | 08:57 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by charlie luciano

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...&Category=9861

Luciano

That is funny as fuck mate.

Mar 21, 2010 | 09:06 PM

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Mar 21, 2010 | 09:08 PM

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lol quality

Mar 21, 2010 | 09:13 PM

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Quality..

Mar 21, 2010 | 09:28 PM

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Lol superb ad, have to say though that car isn't too bad, I've seen far more barry motors on the road!

Mar 21, 2010 | 09:58 PM

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ha ha what a way to sell a car

Mar 21, 2010 | 10:03 PM

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lol

Mar 21, 2010 | 10:11 PM

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Thats made my night before bed

One of the highlights for me.........

For the disqualified driver I'll even offer to recover it from outside the local Magistrates or police station. What better way to impress the local Judicial system in one final act of defiance before collecting your ASBO?

Don't let the frivolous matter of actually holding a current, valid drivers licence and insurance put you off this bargain. A visit to your local crack house should procure some documentation from as little as fifty quid.

Nuff said, innit.

Mar 21, 2010 | 10:15 PM

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lol best ever

Mar 21, 2010 | 10:27 PM

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Mar 21, 2010 | 10:35 PM

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Classic.

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Mar 21, 2010 | 10:36 PM

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lol thats hilarious

Mar 22, 2010 | 07:03 AM

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Funny ad but the car doesn't really fit the description, it's not that modified, and other than the stripe it looks ok (for a Clio)

Mar 22, 2010 | 08:48 AM

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That's awesome!

Mar 22, 2010 | 11:06 AM

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Funny ad!

Mar 22, 2010 | 12:53 PM

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top class the thing is people are actualy bidding on it aswell LOL

Mar 23, 2010 | 12:08 AM

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Great add, best bit has nothing to do with the car though.

"tramp stamp"

Mar 23, 2010 | 12:18 AM

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Lol its even got a facebook page now

Mar 23, 2010 | 12:53 AM

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thats the best ebay add ive ever seen by far

Mar 23, 2010 | 07:23 AM

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Might have been funny 5 years ago? Can just imagine the bloke that wrote that with a smug look on his stupid gob. "heh, that will show those stupid chavs, their whole belief system has been shattered by my hilarious ebay advert" Probably posts on barryboys with all the other sad middle aged cunts with nothing better to do.