The Missus is expecting again. This is the second time this has happened while she has been on the pill. Five years ago The same happened while on the pill. That was a shock as I was only 24 and children had never crossed my mind and was the first of my mates to have a child. Shaz being 9 years older with mates with kids and a child minder was a little more clued up. She was still shocked though. Two years later we decided to have a second and I thought she would get pregnant easy after getting caught on the pill with Kyle. It took nearly three years for her to get pregnant. We were at it every possible occasion and a wanking ban was put in place by shaz lol. After a slightly more complicated pregnancy than with Kyle, at one point we thought we had lost the baby and went for an emergency scan. All was fine. She went in to labour and was told to wait until the contractions were 10 mins apart before ringing the midwife. Then we would go to the hospital. We did, but the baby decided she wasn't hanging about. The midwife had literally been in the house 5 mins before Shaz gave birth to Beth on the bedroom floor.

We decided two kids was enough, and was only talking about me going for the snip a few weeks ago. Anyway walked through the front door a week ago and shaz said she was expecting again. The thing is I can honestly say since Beth was born six months ago I've only had it 5 or 6 times. It makes you think are somethings just meant to be? How can it take 3 year to conceive one child but only 5 or 6 attempts to conceive another? Fate? We discussed an abortion but the only reasons for it were totally selfish reasons and was never an option. So bye bye Subaru hello people carriers

 

It wasn't me...

 

we spent 5 yrs trying then gave up as my wife was told she would not be able to conceive naturaly so we started saving for ivfThen she caught with our first(a girl)13 months later she gave birth to our boythen early 2005 she dropped the bomshell baby 3 was on its way(another boy)I still got the cossy dont need people carriers we all fit in fine

 

Haha. piss off lol

 

stop moaning and take them while you can mate, i would do anything for another!!

 

dont go waving that thing around to much me howd,half of chapel will be pregnant if your that fertile

congrats to you and the missus anyway,when i get cossy sorted ill nip over and we'll go for a run out like

 

Just tried all three seats in. There's not enough room and there's only a lap belt in the middle

 

God no, not moaning about it mate just makes you think.

 

AAAAAHHHHHH yours are young uns mine are all in booster seatsput the bigest seat in the front and make the wife sit in the back

 

There's deffo some things in life that are just meant to be, and this could well be one of 'em! Either that or Shaz just forgot to take the pill....

Congrats anyway fella!

 

im in the same boat mate, my mrs is super fertile.
ive only got to go within 100ft and she is up the duff,
1st time she was on the pill, 2nd time she had had the injection. when we went to the docs they were gobsmacked.

apprently there is a very very small percentage of women that the injection and pill doesnt work on, however with most it will only be one or the other that doesnt work.

it had to be my mrs that was the one that neither works wouldnt it? lol

im now looking into the snip

 

just luck and pressure of trying to have kids can cause problems

congratulations though

 

my manager had the snip and his balls swelled the size of tennis balls and had brusing like when some one has a black eye

and yes he just randomly floped them out on the workshop bench!

 

no way would i have the snip

 

same, fuck that. lol

 

congratuations btw

 

nice one mr super sperm. I know 2 girls they are both sisters. 1 of them was seeing a lad for a few months then they split up. She found out she was pregnat. Her sister and her husband have been trying for ages and it just doesnt seem to want to happen.

 

no worries mate, congrats on the good news

fuck having the snip, thats like buying a car a taking the clutch out!!!

 

It's no where near as bad as people make out.

 

its not, i had mine on 15 months ago, a month before the op i took anarica sp? (anti brusing pills), had it under a general, had hardly any brusing, was signed off for 2 weeks, but back to work in a week

 

I had no bruising whatsover. Had op on a Friday with local anaesthetic, back to work Monday. It was uncomfortable but no big deal, and def not as bad as I expected.

 

seriously, it cant of been as bad as my jet ski incident

 

Congrats' mate.

 

got 3 kids myself congrats mate i tell ya you are going to be busy take the long way home from work lol.

 

Cheers for the comments. To be honest it's still sinking in. Get the cossie sorted and we'll go for a blast kosman

 

this is why they often say you should use 2 forms of contraception if youve got super sperm
convince her to take it in the ass

 

same as me mate both times she was on the pill we had are little boy 6 months later she told me were having another but a little girl this time