today i'm travelling to heathrow
Feb 4, 2010 | 07:15 AM
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From: Scotland....The Shire
today i'm travelling to heathrow
yes i'm travelling to heathrow today
Feb 4, 2010 | 07:26 AM
Too many posts.. I need a life!!
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From: herts
a tai bride????
Feb 4, 2010 | 07:34 AM
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From: Australia
a massive box of black mamba anal intruder dildo's to sell on ebay?
Feb 4, 2010 | 07:49 AM
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Has to be drugs...
Feb 4, 2010 | 07:52 AM
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From: Under the bonnet covered in grease
a suspisious package........
Feb 4, 2010 | 07:58 AM
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From: Australia
Duh just realised, heathrow!! It's a fucking plane isn't it?!
Feb 4, 2010 | 08:01 AM
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From: Under the bonnet covered in grease
it could be some old relic left in a hanger........know a lot of people to pick up cars from there
Feb 4, 2010 | 08:03 AM
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BM08's secret supply of ridiculous questions for the internet ?
Feb 4, 2010 | 08:04 AM
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BM08's secret supply of ridiculous questions for the internet ?
Absolute ROTF, belter
Feb 4, 2010 | 08:05 AM
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From: Australia
heathrow is near dojj?
Feb 4, 2010 | 08:29 AM
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From: In the boxing ring
Your aunt Dorris who's just got back off her holiday?
Feb 4, 2010 | 09:00 AM
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heathrow is near dojj?
was going to mention Dojj myself
Feb 4, 2010 | 11:04 AM
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From: catterick/sunny yorkshire
thats some traveling must be a tai hooker or some really good cocain ,or mabe just a car you mate left there
Feb 4, 2010 | 11:14 AM
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Shouldn't he be back by now?
Busted by the border agency?
Feb 4, 2010 | 12:44 PM
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From: Australia
Is it more washing powder?
Feb 4, 2010 | 12:47 PM
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From: catterick/sunny yorkshire
mabe he run out the last shipment of daz
or a bulk load fabric softner
Feb 4, 2010 | 12:52 PM
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From: Little India
he ain't coming to pick me up
so the only other thing other than a thai mail order bride has to be a russian mail order bride
or some soap.........
Feb 4, 2010 | 01:03 PM
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From: There
Feb 4, 2010 | 01:14 PM
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From: Scotland
Defo soap i know he`s a rangers supporter.
Feb 4, 2010 | 01:18 PM
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From: Sudbury Suffolk, Drives: Octavia VRS & XR2i 1800 Zetec track car
An illegally smuggled heavily pregant Gecko?
Feb 4, 2010 | 01:23 PM
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From: Little India
he lives in scotland
he's coming to heathrow
it's going to tkae him a day to get here
then another one to get back
if someone knows his phone number give him a call and see if he wants to pop in for a cup of tea or soemthing
Feb 4, 2010 | 02:43 PM
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Shouldn't he be back by now?
Busted by the border agency?
he left @09.15 and you post 4 hours later shouldnt he be back by now?
he aint driving a mapped 335d you know
Feb 4, 2010 | 02:43 PM
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dojj
if someone knows his phone number give him a call and see if he wants to pop in for a cup of tea or soemthing
very nice of you mr.dojj
Feb 4, 2010 | 02:53 PM
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From: Little India
let me know then
although it might take him longer to get through southall than it does to get back to scotland on a bad day
Feb 4, 2010 | 03:06 PM
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An illegally smuggled heavily pregant Gecko?
as opposed to legally smuggled slighty pregant Gevkos?
@ the randomness
Feb 4, 2010 | 03:33 PM
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Didn't notice he was from Scotland...
Why is he not picking up his new russian/thai fuck buddy from Prestwick, though?
Feb 4, 2010 | 03:50 PM
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From: Sudbury Suffolk, Drives: Octavia VRS & XR2i 1800 Zetec track car
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AlexF
as opposed to legally smuggled slighty pregant Gevkos?
@ the randomness
I did wonder after I posted, as all smuggling is illegal surely, especially endangered species?!
I can't find the original article that prompted my post above
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/810606-...his-underpants
Feb 4, 2010 | 06:32 PM
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he aint driving a mapped 335d you know
haha
Feb 4, 2010 | 06:47 PM
I've found that life I needed.. It's HERE!!
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From: UK
i know wat ur gettingg...its some rockys!!! only someone from west london will know what that is
[its a lil fast food shop that is amazingggggggggggggggggggggggggggg...get a chicken burger chips theyrr deeelishhh]
Feb 4, 2010 | 06:49 PM
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What a quality thread!
So he's travelling from Scotland to Heathrow to pick 'something' up...... How's he travelling down, plane, train or automobile?
Has he taken clean clothes? Money? A friend? A friend of a friend?
Who knows?
Who cares?
Feb 4, 2010 | 07:14 PM
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Mal.
What a quality thread!
So he's travelling from Scotland to Heathrow to pick 'something' up...... How's he travelling down, plane, train or automobile?
Has he taken clean clothes? Money? A friend? A friend of a friend?
Who knows?
Who cares?
after reading your reply i now do so many things i want to know now
Feb 4, 2010 | 07:28 PM
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tejy
i know wat ur gettingg...its some rockys!!! only someone from west london will know what that is
[its a lil fast food shop that is amazingggggggggggggggggggggggggggg...get a chicken burger chips theyrr deeelishhh]
come out of heathrow
do a right
go down the road until you get to the first set of shops on the right (a few miles)
munch
Feb 4, 2010 | 07:35 PM
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Some old hack of a Ford that should of been scrapped years ago, but now can sit in your garage eating your bank account?
Feb 5, 2010 | 03:02 PM
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From: Scotland....The Shire
well i'm back
Feb 5, 2010 | 03:03 PM
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here's a clue this is the only place in the uk that it can be picked up !!
Feb 5, 2010 | 03:17 PM
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here's a clue this is the only place in the uk that it can be picked up !!
An immigrant, there's loads of the fookers round here
Feb 5, 2010 | 03:32 PM
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From: Suffolk
a jet engine for that RST that was on ebay>
Feb 5, 2010 | 03:36 PM
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From: Scotland....The Shire
i was in heathrow as i was picking up my new dog !!
Feb 5, 2010 | 03:38 PM
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From: south london
you just like the way the customs people stretch the rubber gloves first?
Feb 5, 2010 | 03:40 PM
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From: Scotland....The Shire
lol
today i'm travelling to heathrow
I did wonder after I posted, as all smuggling is illegal surely, especially endangered species?! 
