the phone rings
i answer with a "hello"
"is that mr or mrs dojj?"
"yes"
"i'm calling from the claims department of something and something"
"who?"
"i'm calling from the claims department of something and something"
"ok, never heard of you but what's it in regards to?"

here's me thinking it's from the insurance company, read on to be surprised

"you have been using your mastercard recently and have been entered into a prize draw to win a holiday to florida"
"mastercard?"
"yes, you have used your mastercard"
"have i?"
"yes sir, can.."
"where did i use my card then?"
"i'm sorry sir?"
"it's quiet simple, where have i used this mastercard then?"
"I can't say, you have been entered into the draw..."
"but i don't have a mastercard"
"....."
"so where did i use this card then?"
"...do you have a visa card sir?"
"but you were calling me about a mastercard, a card that i don't have, so couldn't have used"
"...do you have any other bank cards?"
"plenty, but i'm currently discussing this mastercard you say i've got, which you called up about in the first place"
"what other cards do you have?"
"where did you get my details from?"
"pardon me sir, the line is very bad"
"where did you get this information from about me having a mastercard"?
<click>

fucking dodgy call centre cunts

 

Needed bank account details so they could wire you the monies, directly.

 

Phonejacker

 

cheeky cow. I think she was trying to get some money off you.

 

we get this sort of shit all the time, people calling for 'mr johnson' who mr johnson is who knows but they fucking ring for him about 3 times a day

 

 

thing is, i did have a mastercard until about 3 months ago, but i'm still pissed of with peole on the other end of the phone who piss me off after than bint from the insurance company the other day, so i was ready to give her some grief, even if she might have been legit

 

yes its a scam i had it as well they say you have won a holiday but later on in the phone call they as k for your card details slam them goes down the hand set lol

 

Your surname is actually Dojj? Thats cool!

 

i thought exactly the same lol i think he might be hiding his actual last name for internet purposes but would be cool if it was true

 

There might be a pigeon in your bank acount?

 

and once again, could only happen to you, you talk more shit then most politicians mate

 

What? I'm sure these holiday scams have happened to more people than just dojj...

 

i had one of these fuckers calling to tell me about a credit card debt i have,i havent even got a credit card,line was crap and he said he was in london,i said its probably nigeria and he hung up

 

unfortunatly it's not in real life but it is whenever i take out some sort of thingy on the internet so i get loads of letters addressed to proffessor dojj

should i buy it a loaf of bread in case it's hungry?

 

professor dojj not a good name for a professor i'd expect you to be irish and try and sell me stuff with a name like that.

like a plumber at work called leaky pete not his best advertisment he worked on gas too

but i no the score with the internet thing i do it also can never be too careful, i have another email address just for the shit i wanna try out my inbox must have a 1,000 unread mails in there by now

 

unlucky, same chick fones me i was happy to tell her my stuff now i just have to wait for my tickets to the bahamas

you need to be more trusting mate

 

one of my email addresses gets about 2000 spam emails a day

if i don't log on for a few days i've had 25,000 lined up waiting to download ;cry: it takes hours and hours to clear the backlog

 

my missus got the same thing recently, you have won a holiday etc, but she entered it at a wedding show at the secc in glasgow, so she thought it was legit, she told me we had won....great where do you we go. oh its a 5 star hol etc etc.....great when.....whenever we want....

i come home from offshore and ask her more about it, turns out they want us to come in to explain everything, cool no probs, we have been a bit busy etc with the wee one, so she keeps getting calls from this guy at blah blah holidays. I asked her why they keep phoning and she tells me they need the "administration fee of Ł30"....

I threw a wobbler, someones giving us a holiday worth several thousand pounds 5 star etc but we need to pay 29 quid admin fee each????? That doesnt sound right does it. Well i put the name of the company into google and low and behold theres laods of shit, its a timeshare place, they do actualy send you on a holiday but make you sit in lectures every day of it to buy a timeshare......the next time the guy phoned i told him he better talk to me or i would go into there office to have a word....

dodgy fkrs

 

i had this twat maumela2011@gmail.com email me saying i had money coming my way from nigeria saying i had relatives who had died and to send him money so he can send me details so i emailed him back and told him to catch aids.

 

Lol